Toggle sidebar

If what I'm hearing about Chris Jones is true...

Status
Not open for further replies.
Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
23,793
10,571
113
I'm not going to get worked up about it, unless ...............................

unless you produce a video of the beav naked astride a unicorn throwing a raft of benjamins in the general direction of the nigerian and the "not really a 5 star because I'm from the north and everyone knows we can't ball" while hollering out "F the NCAA and F Slive !!11!11!" Now, if that's the kind of thing you're holding back, then my interest level would be piqued.
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
23,793
10,571
113
I think I'll take the opposite approach and suggest that it's simply a valiant attempt at psy ops by our side. Fortunately, their version of sheep will go just as apeshit as ours does so that the "rumor" creates enough drama to impact their AD and coaching staff's control over the situation.
 
W

Wooly17er

Redshirt
Dec 15, 2011
765
0
0
To pique your interest...

...you want to see the Beav naked?

Also - as a frequent reader, I am a fan of your posts. I just don't know why you want to see the man naked. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
23,793
10,571
113
Your reaction is one of which I was acutely aware. Your response also justifies my initial thought process of adding a "[/no homo]" disclaimer to that post. And now I regret like hell talking myself out of doing so.
 
D

diddog

Redshirt
Sep 26, 2012
81
0
0
This might be the greatest SPS thread ever. EVER.

Please keep it coming, Coach, Engie, triumvirate, Rebel posters, whoever - the level of humor in this thread both intended and unintended has been unprecedented in SPS history. As at least an 8 year reader, I mean that. Please don't stop.
 
1msucub

1msucub

Senior
Oct 3, 2004
2,090
609
113
Here you go. No charge.

tb2 said:
But for the record, I have been checking SPS every 15 mins for the last few days in hopes to see the pic of this booster's wife that is getting pimped out. I assume with all the sources you guys have it will be coming pretty soon and I am highly interested.
Click to expand...


 
GhostOfJackie

GhostOfJackie

Senior
Apr 20, 2009
3,742
635
113
Why don't you shut your ******* mouth Coach?

This **** does NOT need to get out. Especially before "you know who" hears it. I'll just say those OM ******* can eat a dick after all this comes out.
 
C

chainedup_Dawg

Redshirt
Aug 23, 2012
214
0
0
brandon speck tweeted

That Chris will have in-Homes with both schools this weekend.... hopefully what you heard involves him telling Freeze to kiss off
 
A

Arloguthrie

Redshirt
Nov 3, 2012
880
0
0
In a veritable cesspool

CadaverDawg said:
Can't believe you just spent two hours typing that novel over something that is obvious "horseshit". Not sure who you guys think you're fooling. You look very insecure with posts like this, and actually feed Coach more than you bother him.

But by all means, carry on. It's funny to see you guys once again get worked up over 34.
Click to expand...

In a veritable cesspool of idiot posters, where each new post threatens to take the level of idiocy to new and unforeseen heights, there stands one poster whose idiocy eclipses all others, a rare strain of idiocy in which posts by Bears are invariably greeted with some version of "You must be really nervous/worried or you wouldn't be responding," throwing caution and logic to the wind as he repeats the same response again and again, helpless in his idiocy to compel his synapses to construct a response with any semblance of reason or wit, yet boldly sticking up for his like-minded triumvirate of Recruit Whisperers, and so the remainder of his days will play out until one day he draws his final breath and becomes a cadaver, dawg.

/3.5 hours
 
M

msuJD164

Redshirt
Dec 1, 2008
1,043
0
0
I hope you are right, but comments like these are getting me worried about the outcome

"Both programs amazing. I went to Ole Miss this weekend. I never knew they had that much, great coaches, players, many things."
 
D

dogeatdog

Redshirt
Jan 1, 2013
349
0
16
Is this some more of coaches b.s. or is he just throwing curves to our

Rebel brethren? However, maybe he does know something. He's been right a few other times. Then again, this could be an elaborate set up like the time the page thought the AD"s office had contacted him. Can't remember exactly how that hoax went down but it was damn good, I remember that.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.