This will probably only be funny for me, but......
This week I ran into a woman I had not seen in 40 years (since Penn State).....I was always smitten with her, and she knew it, but nothing happened. She was (and still is) quite well endowed. I used to love to stare at her b00bs. She would often remind me that her eyes were "up here and you should be looking at them".
Well, we were having the conversation and just out of the blue she says "Hey, why are you looking at my eyes - my b00bs are down here and you should be looking at them".