Not a joke or a meme, but two minutes and no matter how many times I've watched this, I still laugh.
Is there a running thread for funny jokes or memes?
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PETER MARSHALL: "Charlie, a well-dressed Scotsman in a kilt has what tucked into his sock?"
CHARLIE WEAVER: "It depends how big the Scotsman is"
CHARLIE WEAVER: "It depends how big the Scotsman is"
This will probably only be funny for me, but......
This week I ran into a woman I had not seen in 40 years (since Penn State).....I was always smitten with her, and she knew it, but nothing happened. She was (and still is) quite well endowed. I used to love to stare at her b00bs. She would often remind me that her eyes were "up here and you should be looking at them".
Well, we were having the conversation and just out of the blue she says "Hey, why are you looking at my eyes - my b00bs are down here and you should be looking at them".
This week I ran into a woman I had not seen in 40 years (since Penn State).....I was always smitten with her, and she knew it, but nothing happened. She was (and still is) quite well endowed. I used to love to stare at her b00bs. She would often remind me that her eyes were "up here and you should be looking at them".
Well, we were having the conversation and just out of the blue she says "Hey, why are you looking at my eyes - my b00bs are down here and you should be looking at them".
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I don't know if this cat is declawed or simply retracting them. Either way he shows good technique and stamina.
This Scottish Soccer announcer really enjoyed it at the end...
A young, attractive blonde walked onto the airplane and sat in her assigned seat in Economy for the flight to Toronto. As the cabin door closed she noticed an empty seat in First Class and quickly walked up there and sat down. The First Class flight attendant saw this and went over to her and said,"Miss, if you purchased an Economy seat you must sit there." The Blonde said, "look, I am a young woman, beautiful and I am sitting in first Class for this Toronto trip". The Flight Attendant went into the cockpit and notified the Co-Pilot of the problem. He went back to the Blonde and said, "Lady, you have to sit in your assigned seat before we take off". She replied, " I am a young woman, beautiful and I am sitting in First Class for this Toronto trip". The co-pilot returned to the cockpit shaking his head and he told the Captain he was unable to solve the dilemma. The Captain said, "I will take care of this. I am married to a Blonde". The Captain went back and spoke to the Blonde, whispering in her ear. When he returned to the cockpit the Blonde had returned to her seat in Economy. The Co-Pilot said, "what did you say to her to get her to cooperate?". The Captain explained, "I told her First Class is not going to Toronto."
