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Shmuley

Shmuley

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than a f'n ******* klucker, is a f'n pornjortworld expatriate demanding that the board speak only positive mize state in order not to spook any recruits. In honor of our pornjorters, I would like for this thread to be a composite of offerings designed to run off what few remaining verbals we have that Mississippi has not bought out from under us. I will begin.
 
1msucub

1msucub

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Our stadium stays unlocked and our receivers have to feed themselves!!!11!1!
 
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SallyStansbury

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Mar 3, 2008
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Don't worry about it

Striklin is on it!

Plus we have Larry Templeton hanging around to assist Loafers and pass information on to Slive to make sure we don't make any mistakes.

Plus Bracky Brett is on constant alert to make sure there is nothing fishy going on.

All in good hands!
 
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Indndawg

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Nov 16, 2005
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Shhhhhhhhhhh Rabbi, you negative posts are bringing down the program.

Shmuley said:
than a f'n ******* klucker, is a f'n pornjortworld expatriate demanding that the board speak only positive mize state in order not to spook any recruits. In honor of our pornjorters, I would like for this thread to be a composite of offerings designed to run off what few remaining verbals we have that Mississippi has not bought out from under us. I will begin.
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Don't you know 18 y/o read this board and talk every word as truth. You negative nellies are gonna be responsible for our program going back to 2003 standards. Negative posts on GP is what caused the 2001-2003 meltdown. Its time to stop it and stop it right now. I mean it. Really.
 
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rabiddawg

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Mullen has declared that, starting this spring, no one under a juinor will be allowed any playing time, even in mop up duty
 
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tenureplan

All-Conference
Dec 3, 2008
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We're firing Wilson...no we're keeping Wilson. Don't know which is worse. Recruits like him supposedly, but if they read this board, they must watch our games too.
 
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DAWG61

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I heard that all new players can no longer have girlfriends or go to the bar. Even when they go back home or they will have to give up their xbox or playstation till they graduate.**
 
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Dawg Jurist

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And no more "Papa John's, buy one get one of equal or lesser value free" coupon handshakes from alumni.

stateversionofhundreddollarhandshakeku
 
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drt7891

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Dec 6, 2010
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All the young deck builders read our boards!!11!1!!1!1 If they see us talking bad about the construction of our current deck, they will run to Freezus' Deck!!!11!!!!11!

BestThreadEverku
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
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The deck collapse thread - epic. Some of my best work appears in that thread.
 
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drt7891

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Seriously? Your handle doesn't reflect much originality there, bruh...

ETA: Apparently, "Koach34" disappeared. I wasn't replying to you, rabbi..
 
mstateglfr

mstateglfr

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Dawg Jurist said:
And no more "Papa John's, buy one get one of equal or lesser value free" coupon handshakes from alumni.

stateversionofhundreddollarhandshakeku
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A deck of a few hundred of those cupins were dropped at the freshman dorm, we took me all and we're still using them 5 years later.
They were more coveted than beer.
 
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