Jason Whitlock figured out Alabama's problem.

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I made it almost to 3 minutes.
Whitlock is a slower speaking Stephen A Smith in that they are both just batshit nuts far too often.


No idea what is in the last 8 minutes, but to correct the dumbness in the first 3 minutes...Ryan Williams' nails were painted a different color each week because his younger sister likes to do nails so he agreed to let her paint his nails.
 

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I made it almost to 3 minutes.
Whitlock is a slower speaking Stephen A Smith in that they are both just batshit nuts far too often.


No idea what is in the last 8 minutes, but to correct the dumbness in the first 3 minutes...Ryan Williams' nails were painted a different color each week because his younger sister likes to do nails so he agreed to let her paint his nails.
You know I have 2 daughters and they both like to paint nails but I havd never let them even paint mine in private, much less advertise that they were painted publicly. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just saying.
 
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You know I have 2 daughters and they both like to paint nails but I havd never let them even paint mine in private, much less advertise that they were painted publicly. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just saying.
Cool. I also have 2 daughters and mine have been painted because I recognize my sexuality is not tied to my fingernails.

It's been a decade, but they've definitely been painted multiple times.
I've also had bows and butterfly clips put in my hair.
Oh the horror!**
 

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Cool. I also have 2 daughters and mine have been painted because I recognize my sexuality is not tied to my fingernails.

It's been a decade, but they've definitely been painted multiple times.
I've also had bows and butterfly clips put in my hair.
Oh the horror!**
Did you go to work with them painted?
 

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Are you being a smartasś or just that dense?
Some have complained that I assumed incorrectly when they have asked similar leading questions in the past.
So I didnt assume this time and asked for the point to be specified.
...and you insult me.

The kid was accused of being lgbtqia(and something else, I think?) because he had nail polish on, and the conclusion was that Bama lost because of it.

That is an incredibly stupid take. Epic level stupid.

It doesn't matter if I wore nail polish to work or not- my comment was related to the quoted reason he gave for his painted nails.

The same question can be asked of you when it comes to this topic-
- did you not understand the point I was making or are you really that dense?

Do you think you can know that a 17yo(I think that was his age in the picture) guy is actually qùeer because nails are painted?
Are you really that dense?...I don't want to assume here.
 
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Some have complained that I assumed incorrectly when they have asked similar leading questions in the past.
So I didnt assume this time and asked for the point to be specified.
...and you insult me.

The kid was accused of being lgbtqia(and something else, I think?) because he had nail polish on, and the conclusion was that Bama lost because of it.

That is an incredibly stupid take. Epic level stupid.

It doesn't matter if I wore nail polish to work or not- my comment was related to the quoted reason he gave for his painted nails.

The same question can be asked of you when it comes to this topic-
- did you not understand the point I was making or are you really that dense?

Do you think you can know that a 17yo(I think that was his age in the picture) guy is actually ***** because nails are painted?
Are you really that dense?...I don't want to assume here.
Cry more. Type less.

You come here everyday and belittle everyone that you don’t agree with and insult their intelligence and now you want to play the victim. Talk about a lack of self awareness.
 

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Cry more. Type less.

You come here everyday and belittle everyone that you don’t agree with and insult their intelligence and now you want to play the victim. Talk about a lack of self awareness.
17 you.
People here are jumping on the qùeer hate train because a moron with a microphone is claiming Bama lost because they are too gay, and a kid with some painted nails is evidence of Bama being too gay.

I pointed out the quoted reason for that kid having painted nails and called Whitlock stupid.


You read this thread and instead of commenting on the stupidity of the actual claim, or instead of responding to people who seem to support the insane claim, you ask if I am dense for how I responded to a question in a different post.

I am not playing a victim just because I pointed out your insult.

I know that you know Whitlock's claim is unhinged.
Yet again, you stay silent instead of being a voice of reason. This is a far too common behavior.

I want to question if we are living in the 80s or 90s right now, but painted nails didn't = gay back then either.
 
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Cool. I also have 2 daughters and mine have been painted because I recognize my sexuality is not tied to my fingernails.

It's been a decade, but they've definitely been painted multiple times.
I've also had bows and butterfly clips put in my hair.
Oh the horror!**
Does you husband know you are coming out on a ?sports message board?******

Just kidding, we've all done stuff with our daughters for fun!
 

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I made it almost to 3 minutes.
Whitlock is a slower speaking Stephen A Smith in that they are both just batshit nuts far too often.


No idea what is in the last 8 minutes, but to correct the dumbness in the first 3 minutes...Ryan Williams' nails were painted a different color each week because his younger sister likes to do nails so he agreed to let her paint his nails.
Now we're waiting on an explanation for the anxiety doll.....
 

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17 you.
People here are jumping on the qùeer hate train because a moron with a microphone is claiming Bama lost because they are too gay, and a kid with some painted Nas is evidence of Bama being too gay.

I pointed out the quoted reason for that kid having painted nails and called Whitlock stupid.


You read this thread and instead of commenting on the stupidity of the actual claim, or instead of responding to people who seem to support the insane claim, you ask if I am dense for how I responded to a question in a different post.

I am not playing a victim just because I pointed out your insult.

I know that you know Whitlock's claim is unhinged.
Yet again, you stay silent instead of being a voice of reason. This is a far too common behavior.

I want to question if we are living in the 80s nor 90s right now, but painted nails didn't = gay back then either.

Good Lord knows I tried, I actually unblocked you a couple weeks ago after a couple years of vacationing from you. Now, I remember why I blocked you in the first place. I do want an explanation for the anxiety doll before I terminate our relationship again though.
 

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You know I have 2 daughters and they both like to paint nails but I havd never let them even paint mine in private, much less advertise that they were painted publicly. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just saying.
Seriously? Hopefully that means they’ve never asked to do so. I mean I’m not wearing any of my granddaughter created hairstyles or nail painting out but seeing them have fun and laugh at how absurd I look is priceless. Im plenty secure in my manhood so it doesn’t bother me in any way….
 

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I let my 8 and 10 year old daughters paint my nails and put their makeup on my face all the time. If I went out in public that way I would assume that people would think I was gay, because that's a very feminine thing to do. I don't think Alabama lost because they are gay, but men wearing nail polish out in public is a pretty gay thing to do. Unless you're a catcher that is doing it for the pitcher to be able to pick up the signs in baseball (insert pitcher/catcher joke here), it's a very feminine display.
 

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Jason Whitlock is a hack and grifter, just like Clay Travis. I have a 4-year-old daughter, and she paints my nails all the time. If you don't let your daughter paint your nails, grow up and be a better dad. I am trying to make sure my kid knows she is loved and does not end up on OnlyFans.
 

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I let my 8 and 10 year old daughters paint my nails and put their makeup on my face all the time. If I went out in public that way I would assume that people would think I was gay, because that's a very feminine thing to do. I don't think Alabama lost because they are gay, but men wearing nail polish out in public is a pretty gay thing to do. Unless you're a catcher that is doing it for the pitcher to be able to pick up the signs in baseball (insert pitcher/catcher joke here), it's a very feminine display.
We had two guys in our church who had painted nails this year for baseball. My wife asked me what it was for, and I told her that those guys are so good at catching balls that the town gathers to watch. She didn't think it was funny.
 

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17 you.
People here are jumping on the qùeer hate train because a moron with a microphone is claiming Bama lost because they are too gay, and a kid with some painted nails is evidence of Bama being too gay.

I pointed out the quoted reason for that kid having painted nails and called Whitlock stupid.


You read this thread and instead of commenting on the stupidity of the actual claim, or instead of responding to people who seem to support the insane claim, you ask if I am dense for how I responded to a question in a different post.

I am not playing a victim just because I pointed out your insult.

I know that you know Whitlock's claim is unhinged.
Yet again, you stay silent instead of being a voice of reason. This is a far too common behavior.

I want to question if we are living in the 80s or 90s right now, but painted nails didn't = gay back then either.
Please point out exactly which people here jumped on the "qùeer hate train".
 
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Jason Whitlock figured out how to get clicks from alpha males who are desperately afraid of gay people. I’ve not yet figured out how you can be an alpha male and be scared to death of gay people…
No one is scared to death of gay people but many are sick of the BS like pride month and pride parades where grown men parade naked down the street ..how about keep your sexual proclivities to yourself both gay and straight
 

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Jason Whitlock figured out how to get clicks from alpha males who are desperately afraid of gay people. I’ve not yet figured out how you can be an alpha male and be scared to death of gay people…
How woke is too woke? When you can’t just take a headline of “Alabama is too gay” and enjoy it.**

Guess we should get our enjoyment from our on our on the field success instead.**
 

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Cool. I also have 2 daughters and mine have been painted because I recognize my sexuality is not tied to my fingernails.

It's been a decade, but they've definitely been painted multiple times.
I've also had bows and butterfly clips put in my hair.
Oh the horror!**
For the record, I too recognize my sexuality is not tied to my fingernails. I just don't think it's something I want to do. I certainly wouldn't advertise it to the world if I did (but that's a moot point since I would never do that in the first place).

Why did you relate sexuality to the painted fingernails? I certainly didn't say anything about it. I just commented that I would not let anyone, not even my daughters, paint my fingernails.
 
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Seriously? Hopefully that means they’ve never asked to do so. I mean I’m not wearing any of my granddaughter created hairstyles or nail painting out but seeing them have fun and laugh at how absurd I look is priceless. Im plenty secure in my manhood so it doesn’t bother me in any way….
Yes, seriously. I too am secure in my manhood. Actually, they never asked because my wife put a stop to it before they ever could. She painted their nails and they helped, eventually doing it on their own. I would not have let them though even if they would have asked.
 

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Jason Whitlock is a hack and grifter, just like Clay Travis. I have a 4-year-old daughter, and she paints my nails all the time. If you don't let your daughter paint your nails, grow up and be a better dad. I am trying to make sure my kid knows she is loved and does not end up on OnlyFans.
So daughters who don't paint their dad's fingernails grow up to be on OnlyFans? Got it.

You know, there are other ways to show your daughter you love them. My daughters know I love them through lots of ways, but painting my fingernails isn't one of them.
 
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