Look you motherfucking (yes, that implies lesbian) *****, why the **** would you start this stupid *** thread while I was watching worst ******* movie of the last ten years? Couldn't you wait until 11 or 12? I have to come home to some whiny *****'s 6 page thread on a washed up, three-inch-cocked steroid abuser who couldn't make it in the NFL and has to solicit extremely pessimistic Mississippi State fans. No, seriously, good call. Mississippi State. Is it because we have so much money? Like more than Georgia? LSU? maybe Florida? Or is it because we've made so much money betting on our team in the past? Is it because we have quality men like Sylvester Croom keeping us closer than we should be, and destroying the spread? Is it because we have a basketball team that plays Florida to 3 points then loses to South Carolina? Or is it because you just happened not to be quite attractive enough to hang on to a upper-middle class cock long enough to sit at home and play tennis every other day at the country club, and you're forced to live out of your DSL-enabled trailer smoking a carton of Kools with your 4 month old, already deformed fetus snacking on your umbilical cord with no child support on the way?
Whatever it is, seriously, thanks.