didnt see it already posted.....good stuff....especially for some of you on this board....http://www.forwhomthecowbelltolls.c...-things-that-you-should-know-about-recruiting
MUST Read on recruiting.......
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He hit everything but left out #6...
...#6. Pagan coaches vs. the devout followers of Jesus Christ coaches. Pagan coaches = suspect in regional birthplace; doesn't thank the Lord enough for the wins; cusses a little too much for the girlfriends & mamas; doesn't "get emotional" during a press conference explaining a top player's suspension before the Big Game. Christian coaches = Use their self-righteous attitude to fire up the fanbase; knows how to work the children's hospital better than the pagan coach; warns recruits all other coaches in the conference are degenerate sinners who will ruin their lives; quotes Bible verses to mamas during recruiting visits; has Pat Robertson's personal phone number in case "secular culture begins to contaminate the locker room;" gives the Lord all the credit when he beats a team he was favored to beat by 15.
...#6. Pagan coaches vs. the devout followers of Jesus Christ coaches. Pagan coaches = suspect in regional birthplace; doesn't thank the Lord enough for the wins; cusses a little too much for the girlfriends & mamas; doesn't "get emotional" during a press conference explaining a top player's suspension before the Big Game. Christian coaches = Use their self-righteous attitude to fire up the fanbase; knows how to work the children's hospital better than the pagan coach; warns recruits all other coaches in the conference are degenerate sinners who will ruin their lives; quotes Bible verses to mamas during recruiting visits; has Pat Robertson's personal phone number in case "secular culture begins to contaminate the locker room;" gives the Lord all the credit when he beats a team he was favored to beat by 15.
Wow those are all things that I hear every Sunday at church from my rebel friends. Mullen is some devil worshiping evil coach or a scientilogist (I just laugh histerrically in their face when they tell me that).
But aren't they the ones ...
that go to the "party school" with free flowing alcohol and practically publicly open sex with someone other than your spouse? Doesn't sound very Southern Baptist to me ... sounds downright hypocritical.
that go to the "party school" with free flowing alcohol and practically publicly open sex with someone other than your spouse? Doesn't sound very Southern Baptist to me ... sounds downright hypocritical.
Wow a new twist. The ever elusive Bear at church story.
You are certainly not Baptist b/c we hit the door as soon as the preacher is done and would never hang around to talk to each other about football when there is football to be watched and beer to be drank(just not drank around each other).
You are certainly not Baptist b/c we hit the door as soon as the preacher is done and would never hang around to talk to each other about football when there is football to be watched and beer to be drank(just not drank around each other).
Your baptist church is much better than the one I grew up in... I had the in-your-face-and-won't-leave-you-alone type.
That must be some sect that i am not familiar with. That is not how we normally operate, although, i did have a similar experience to yours once. My ex-wife and I had moved and were "shopping around" for a new church. I had one rule when going to a new church. I would only go to a large church. I did not want to go to a small church where everyone keeps up with everyone. So there is a this large church right down from our house about a half a mile and we decide to go check it out. So we walk in the door on Sunday morning and said large church was in fact not large. The building must have had a lot of dead space b/c they had way more building than they needed. There must have not been 20 people in the joint. Well, i could have sworn that when we walked in the door, the music stopped and everyone looked at us like we had just landed from outer space. It probably took us 20 mins to get out of there after the service. I would guess that we shook the hand of every single one of those 20 people before we got out of there.
So long story short, you must have gone to too small of a church.
So long story short, you must have gone to too small of a church.
I don't have time for any kind of church functions, I'm too busy trying to figure out where the white women at. Figured that was how all of us Bears did things, either busy paying a recruit or finding more white girls who swallow (isn't that all of them?).