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Kaizer Sosay

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Déjà vu…

UK's ****** defense gives up a 27 run…wait for it…wait for it…right up the effing middle. I mean a huge gaping hole (setting the table for you perverts on that one) right in the middle of the defense…not a player within 10 yards of him anywhere near the line of scrimmage. And then gives up an untouched run into the end zone…not a defender within 10 yards of that dude.

Yep…I've seen this crap before.

4-7
 
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I actually think the defense hasn't looked bad. The front line has looked ok. Johnson had a few plays called dead early because the defensive end got around with a clear line of sight to kill him. The safeties have been disruptive as hell making both QBs throw the check down. Linebackers have gotten worked over pretty good though.

Offensively, Snell had been Snell again. King has ran just a elusively as Boom did. He's got over 100 yards on the ground. The lines are giving time to pass, and Hoak looks good.

I'm actually optimistic about this year. With the schedule, there 8-10 wins there. Just gotta go get 'em.
 
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Yeah, I'm just playing negative Nancy to kooky's sunshine pumping. Didn't see but a handful of plays so i have no real analysis. But the schedule is probably the best schedule UK has had in 20+ years. It sets up good for a decent season. Just tempering my enthusiasm…because I am a UK football fan…and that cruel beyotch Lucy sure does like to pull that football back and make us UK football fans look like chumps.

But with that great schedule…and with Gunnar taking the helm after a 1-2 start to the season...I officially predict...

7-5
Invitation to another ****** bowl that we will most likely lose.
Considered a successful UK football season by most…including me.
 
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I am throwing haymakers in the flat Earth thread. I think God is gonna be what melts him down. Feel free to join in and help finish him if it goes south.
 
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Went to Disney for Spring Break. Didn't announce that on here because I'm still a bit freaked out about how things went down with Schpeerz.

@Willy4UK …I must say those rides at Sea World are dope. At least i think you were the one chirping about those rides on here last year…maybe not. Anyway, Mako, Kraken & Manta…all 3 good rides. Mako was my favorite.

KS. No worries bro. None of us want to lose our income. I understand it. Even if you wanted meet up. Ol' Willy wouldn't have been available.

BUT. One of these trips you have to meet up. LEK says great things about you. So you good people in my book.
 
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I got mail from one of you today. Thanks. You certainly have saved my professional life. Calling you next week by the way.
 

herodotus6

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Funky why are you getting blasted in the other thread. Hell the whole lot of us are as guilty. I spoke my
Peace
I just went over and read that. Screw them. They know what this board is. Just because bko has a pooner doesn't mean she gets a pass. To make it here, in the words of Negan from The Walking Dead, she needs to have some big *** lady-nuts.

We all were in on that bko thread the other day, and hell, most of it was ribbing at the stalkers and her knight in rusty armor, Bert Higginbrothel. She didn't seem upset or anything, and she's even been civil with me in the flat Earth thread after I posted the fart box pic.

Funk, you don't owe anybody anything from where I stand. Tell them to have a Coke and a smile and STFU.
 

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...but man I couldn't help but think "is 55 the guy who snitched on spears???". Idk. I just don't know. In my gut, I don't believe the older people would do that anonymously and all that. Idk.

We'll never know and that still pisses me off.

WHAT JED?!! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH CAKE NOW!!!! HUH!!!!
 

herodotus6

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...but man I couldn't help but think "is 55 the guy who snitched on spears???".
So I wasn't the only one. I read that last night and that looked very damning. It was the first thought that I had when I read it.

I think the world just needs more cake and bacon. Cake and bacon.
Idk about cake but yeah on bacon.
Cake. Bacon. Bacon flavored cake. Cake-on.

How would I do that?
I dunno. Technically he did break board rules with the veiled threat last night. Yes, I oversold it like Shawn Michaels did to Hulk Hogan, but still. If it shuts that troll down, I'll take it.




 

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So I wasn't the only one. I read that last night and that looked very damning. It was the first thought that I had when I read it.



Cake. Bacon. Bacon flavored cake. Cake-on.


I dunno. Technically he did break board rules with the veiled threat last night. Yes, I oversold it like Shawn Michaels did to Hulk Hogan, but still. If it shuts that troll down, I'll take it.




Well I guess he called you out to duel. Maybe y'all can duel with words with friends. :eyes:
 
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mashburned

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Yea Jed that's racist. I think yellow cake (DONT DROP THAT ****) with chocolate icing would be my favorite basic cake structure.

Pie is better, though.
 
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Well I guess he called you out to duel. Maybe y'all can duel with words with friends. :eyes:
Yeah, like I said, by letter of the law, it was a threat. Do I think he'll do anything? No. Will I take it if it got him a ban? Abso-f***in'-lutely.
 

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With cake. Yes I am.
Pineapple upside down cake, FTW. However, you leave those damned Maraschino cherries off that thing, lest you expect me to sling that **** against a wall. Because that's all it's good for at that point.