N.O.B.
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She thought he might be partially retarded. I can't imagine that kid getting laid. He's a weird little muscled up dude.
I followed your saga from day one. I'll confess that never once did I ever think: "Good for old Willy - this is going to work out great for him." Instead I thought of an old saying I heard long ago: "A man will go into places with a hard pecker that he would not go into carrying a loaded gun."
Best of luck to you, Willy.
Oh, does this mean retirement in Malaysia is out?
That salmon has a large penis. Good for him.
Power through... you need Burgess Meredith screaming at you to finish... crapping thunder and jizzing lightning and whatnot.
Yeah, it sure does, man. Won't be retiring there. Retirement will be a piss laden nursing home. The joys of life.
Was outside watering the deck plants a minute ago and ripped an absolutely crazy loud fart. It was so unexpected I started laughing. Then over the fence I hear my neighbor say "nice one".
[laughing]
It's always my goal to see how far away the farthest person is that can hear a fart of mine.
Just watched EXCALIBUR on HBO. Something I did some 35 years ago the first days of cable, when this it played every 5 hours every day for a year.
Lotsa sex, violence, wizards and titties. Closest thing to porn these eyes were exposed to.
Glad my old friend holds up to the test of time. Gueniverre's winterbush thicket is fondly scorched on my retinas.
Lotsa sex, violence, wizards and titties. Closest thing to porn these eyes were exposed to.
Glad my old friend holds up to the test of time. Gueniverre's winterbush thicket is fondly scorched on my retinas.
Sorry if already discussed but wtf is with this auto-video **** on the right?
:uzi:
Sucks ***. Same thing every 4 seconds. Can't turn it off (?). ME MAD
:uzi:
Sucks ***. Same thing every 4 seconds. Can't turn it off (?). ME MAD
Ahhhh yes, 16 yo Zar loved him some young Dame Helen Mirren looking like a young Marilyn Chambers.
Patrick Stewart was in it too... not naked tho.Ahhhh yes, 16 yo Zar loved him some young Dame Helen Mirren looking like a young Marilyn Chambers.
Another fond memory from that era was the inestimable Harry Hamlin vehicle, Clash of The Titans. Young Zar loved him some Ursula Undress too. Of course around about then was when we first got cable and Skinemax and then shortly thereafter Zar's life changed when the Doz's finally got a VCR.
Teenager + titty channels + VCR = The Golden Age.
Teenager + titty channels + VCR = The Golden Age.
Finally off for the first day in forever. I have to go to a bachelor party tonight. Of course there are no strippers and free beer just a bunch of dudes dropping money on a 50 dollar meal and then blowing more at the casino. Please pray for me. Willy you have my deepest sympathies. Break ups suck especially when it was with someone you thought you would spend your life with. Been there done that. Lesson learned. Next ***** up.
W2B it sounds like you're going to a damn sausage party.
I sure hope so. But i hope the groom isn't the one in the middle
Absolutely worshipped this chick back in the day...
Love jacking it to that
Make it 3 losses in a row.[jumpingsmile]
Yanks' division lead sleeps with da fishes.
:scream::baseball::baseball::baseball::scream:
Yanks' division lead sleeps with da fishes.
:scream::baseball::baseball::baseball::scream:
76 GD dollars for a meal. Wtf! There was no happy ending either.
Assuming that Diallo is gone (& I think that's a reasonable assumption), who would you consider to be more of a Wildcat, Diallo or Orton?
I feel like that could be a good poll for the rafters.
On on hand, Orton played and helped us win some games. Diallo never played. Both went to classes for one semester. Orton hurt the team APR. ORton was drafted 29, Diallo may be near the end of first round.
I feel like that could be a good poll for the rafters.
On on hand, Orton played and helped us win some games. Diallo never played. Both went to classes for one semester. Orton hurt the team APR. ORton was drafted 29, Diallo may be near the end of first round.
Man, Brandon Knight took us to a Final 4, and I barely consider him a Cat...
Players first...
Players first...
Diallo is dope as hell. I'm gonna buy his jersey.
Would be really funny if Diallo actually can't dribble and he shoots like that MAKE IT RAIN!!! guy in Along Came Polly.
Would be really funny if Diallo actually can't dribble and he shoots like that MAKE IT RAIN!!! guy in Along Came Polly.
I've seen 2 adults with "fidget spinners". ADD is not even real. I hate people.
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Can't believe the Celtics came back and beat the Cavs yesterday…without Thomas no less. I turned the game off after halftime…figured it would wind up being a blowout. Would be funny if they wound up winning the series...but that's a pipe dream.
:basketball::basketball::basketball:
Can't believe the Celtics came back and beat the Cavs yesterday…without Thomas no less. I turned the game off after halftime…figured it would wind up being a blowout. Would be funny if they wound up winning the series...but that's a pipe dream.
:basketball::basketball::basketball:
Just chiming in to say that this place is dead as eff. And that the NOB did absolutely nothing to brighten up a rather ishy Monday.
Soooo...thanks, NOB. Thanks for nothing you worthless bastiches.
Soooo...thanks, NOB. Thanks for nothing you worthless bastiches.
Kind of hope Hamidou stays in the draft so I can call him Hami-Doo Doo for a week or so.
I guess I can hold onto that for when he sucks during games though. Probably would get more opportunities than just the week or so under the other scenario.
Hmmmm.
OK...hope he stays in school.
I guess I can hold onto that for when he sucks during games though. Probably would get more opportunities than just the week or so under the other scenario.
Hmmmm.
OK...hope he stays in school.