N.O.B.

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Seriously though, the dude has to be a cyborg from the future.

 

UKserialkiller

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it's 10:37 and my eyes completely blood shot. I didn't put in Mav's special eye juice and I didn't even hit any weed this morning.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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I don't. I'm selfish tho.

It's kinda like when Howard Stern went on Americas Got Talent. Evolution yes. Transformation no.

MWGA!!! And make him eat a pile of fiery chicken wings that make his anus bleed gloriously.


I'm with kooky on this one.

But I understand. Never dated a smoking hot model before. But I've dated some hot chicks...and I did some really stupid stuff out of character just to keep getting some.

But it's funny reading Willy's denial posts about how great being vegan is and how easy it was to go vegan. I call BS. If he ever breaks up with that chick then Willy will be back to eating meat with a quickness. Book that.

#MWGA!!!
 

UKserialkiller

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I'm with kooky on this one.

But I understand. Never dated a smoking hot model before. But I've dated some hot chicks...and I did some really stupid stuff out of character just to keep getting some.

But it's funny reading Willy's denial posts about how great being vegan is and how easy it was to go vegan. I call BS. If he ever breaks up with that chick then Willy will be back to eating meat with a quickness. Book that.

#MWGA!!!

hahahaha I'm too far into this vegan thing man. I have to marry her now.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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hahahaha I'm too far into this vegan thing man. I have to marry her now.

Hopefully things do work out for you and her. I'm pulling for that relationship to work out. Just want to see you happy, brother.

~~~ however ~~~

You ain't fooling nobody here but yourself...remove the hot model chick from the equation and you would be much, much happier as a carnivore. It's science. Google it.
 
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Hopefully things do work out for you and her. I'm pulling for that relationship to work out. Just want to see you happy, brother.

~~~ however ~~~

You ain't fooling nobody here but yourself...remove the hot model chick from the equation and you would be much, much happier as a carnivore. It's science. Google it.

[laughing] It's like I've known you all my life, KS. hahaha
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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[laughing] It's like I've known you all my life, KS. hahaha

Yeah well, I'm about to blow your mind now. Because ima take things to the next level and bet the farm that you have cheated. Not on the hot model mind you. But on her vegan plan.

It's OK. You are amongst friends here. You are in the safe tree with the nest. In fact, I'm pretty sure that the "N" in "NOB" stands for "nest". Just admit it. A burger here or a fish taco there or even a big juicy steak in a dimly lit restaurant seated way over there in the corner so nobody sees you. It's OK, Willy. Just admit it. You can tell us. It doesn't make you a lesser man...just a lesser vegan...which is a good thing. Let it out...we can handle it...

TELL THE TRUTH!!!
 

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Willy, brother, I know we've talked about it -- and I've thought about it -- but I just can't give up critters. They're too damned tasty.
 

UKserialkiller

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Yeah well, I'm about to blow your mind now. Because ima take things to the next level and bet the farm that you have cheated. Not on the hot model mind you. But on her vegan plan.

It's OK. You are amongst friends here. You are in the safe tree with the nest. In fact, I'm pretty sure that the "N" in "NOB" stands for "nest". Just admit it. A burger here or a fish taco there or even a big juicy steak in a dimly lit restaurant seated way over there in the corner so nobody sees you. It's OK, Willy. Just admit it. You can tell us. It doesn't make you a lesser man...just a lesser vegan...which is a good thing. Let it out...we can handle it...

TELL THE TRUTH!!!

Actually, I haven't cheated on veganism. Believe it or not. I'm at a point that meat makes me sick to even think about.

The only problem with it and it's pretty infuriating is the fact that restaurants don't really cater to a vegan lifestyle. Yeah, they say they have "vegan options", which is mainly just a sald without meat, but it can be difficult to eat out. I am also constantly hungry. Eat a ton of food but never gain a pound. It's like Harry potter waves his magic wand every 5 minutes and makes my food disappear
 
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Actually, I haven't cheated on veganism. Believe it or not. I'm at a point that meat makes me sick to even think about.

The only problem with it and it's pretty infuriating is the fact that restaurants don't really cater to a vegan lifestyle. Yeah, they say they have "vegan options", which is mainly just a sald without meat, but it can be difficult to eat out. I am also constantly hungry. Eat a ton of food but never gain a pound. It's like Harry potter waves his magic wand every 5 minutes and makes my food disappear

Sounds wonderful. No wonder you are so "happy".[eyeroll]


#carnivore-lives-matter

#MWGA!!!
 

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Just lie to me willy. I can't take this anymore. Tell me you're eating fried cheesesticks tonight. Cheese is vegan enough, can't you see this???

:weary::weary::weary::weary: fake cheese
 
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Let's just let Willy live his rich life with his hot model gf and be jealous of him. He can be jealous of this big fat pepperoni pizza i eat by myself tonight. Sigh.
 
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