OFFICIAL 2023 Maryland Terps Haiku Thread

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
46,399
56,309
113
Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.
 

LeapinLou

All-American
Jul 24, 2001
12,552
5,603
113
I thought they'd be good
But turned out mediocre
May as well beat them
 

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
85,673
83,234
113
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
It is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
I said TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That is TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH

TAG-OH-VII-LOW-AH
That makes ten and ten will be
total hits and sacks!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
 

RuBird

Heisman
Jun 28, 2001
18,294
22,641
113
Game needs a trophy
Calling it the rest stop bowl
Rutgers wins by three