OT: A Saturday night question for the Pack...

[drt7891]

Place yourself in this situation... You are back in college. You are leaving class on a beautiful sunny day or perhaps a long night at the library (or wherever you may be) when the feeling hits you like a brick wall... you gotta take a massive ****. Much like myself, you probably had a favorite hole in the wall location (no pun intended) where you performed the infamous "move."

My question to you is this... Where was/is your favorite location on campus to "deploy seal team 2?"

Going back to my days in school, I would go out of my way to drop a deuce in the third floor of the union. Plenty of leg room, a pleasant smell, and clean, quiet ammenities, to sit back an read a good book (or Six Pack Speak) or try to beat the next ***** of a level on angry birds... great location.

I would be doing a disservice if I did not give honorable mentions to the library basement and the third floor of McCool (the new addition by the auditorium) after-hours.

What say ye?

 

[Lettucexxxx]

Hilbun Hall basement. By far my favorite. The coldest, cleanest, quietest ******* on campus. Now, if you are asking where most of my cable was produced, I would have to say "Stone Wall's" across from Hilbun. I took the browns to the super bowl at least 3 times a week over there.

 

[Lee Corso]

For some reason, Hilbun Hall. Hearing Physics lectures "loosened" the bowels. An immediate tommy-gun blast happened.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

either Hilbun or the Methodist Student Center (Wesley Foundation)*

Place yourself in this situation... You are back in college. You are leaving class on a beautiful sunny day or perhaps a long night at the library (or wherever you may be) when the feeling hits you like a brick wall... you gotta take an massive ****. Much like myself, you probably had a favorite hole in the wall location (no pun intended) where you performed the infamous "move."

My question to you is this... Where was/is your favorite location on campus to "deploy seal team 2?"

Going back to my days in school, I would go out of my way to drop a deuce in the third floor of the union. Plenty of leg room, a pleasant smell, and clean, quiet ammenities, to sit back an read a good book (or Six Pack Speak) or try to beat the next ***** of a level on angry birds... great location.

I would be doing a disservice if I did not give honorable mentions to the library basement and the third floor of McCool (the new addition by the auditorium) after-hours.

What say ye?

d

 

[uptowndawg]

I always liked

The crow's nest in the library. It was a pretty humble throne, but it was the most elevated commode on campus that I had access to as an underling undergrad.

There's just something magical about a high perch.

 

[drt7891]

The crow's nest in the library. It was a pretty humble throne, but it was the most elevated commode on campus that I had access to as an underling undergrad.

There's just something magical about a high perch.

I always enjoyed taking a piss on the third floor of Hilbun because you could look out the window while draining the ol' sea dragon. A great idea would be to move the shitters at Davis Wade by the windows.... you know... be able to enjoy the view while reading the paper.

 

[lasher8]

No GIF for this??

Hilbun Hall basement. By far my favorite. The coldest, cleanest, quietest ******* on campus. Now, if you are asking where most of my cable was produced, I would have to say "Stone Wall's" across from Hilbun. I took the browns to the super bowl at least 3 times a week over there.

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

3rd Floor Simrall

I would put Union at 2nd place. The lights always go off on me in the Union, which involves me embarking on a near death experience to get the lights back on, therefore, earning 2nd place. It starts out with me securing the handicap stall and getting real comfortable on the throne while reading the news or browsing the internet on my phone. At some point I get lost in the articles and one of my legs will fall asleep. Nothing out of the ordinary so far, and then the motion sensor lights darken the room. At that point I usually haven't wiped, or much less, seen the trophy I deposited in the bowl below. Naturally I will start making movements, shining my cellphone around, jumping around, flailing my arms in an attempt to activate the motion sensor. Somewhere in there the motion sensor on the toilet will trip, and it will kick off the screaming power flush that can only be found at the toilets on campus. As I try to recover from the sudden stop my heart experienced during the flush, a wave of emotion will begin to creep over. Its the sad realization that after all the effort to get the lights back on, they are still off, you haven't wiped, and most importantly you have basically dropped the equivalent of the dreaded ghost poop. After regaining my composure, I grind through the final stages of my daily deuce routine with the help of my cellphone's light, and as soon as I unlock the stall, the lights turn back on. I promised myself I would never allow it to happen again, the Union is winning 2-0 against me

 

[Lettucexxxx]

My apologies

 

[Lettucexxxx]

 

[Lettucexxxx]

 

[natchezdawg]

Bottom floor of the Library was my first choice. Seldom used, clean, plenty of leg room, and always seemed to be several degrees cooler than any of the others.

There was one in the Union pre-renovation that was like going through a maze to get to. I liked that one too.

 

[FlabLoser]

Winner**

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Basement bathroom in the library. Went down there a couple of times to study and discovered it.

 

[mcdawg22]

Anywhere downstairs at Harned. The Formaldehyde smell covers anything up. 2nd place South Farm so there is a chance Derek would have stepped in it.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

The one in the Union....was that the one on the bottom floor around in that hallway? Seems like I stumbled upon it one time.

 

[jakldawg]

Mine used to be the third floor of the Union. Plus, it normally had an unlocked supply closet nearby that we'd get TP and trash bags from (broke college students). Then, I got access to the top floor of the library Graduate Student Lounge that had its own bathroom. It was limited access, handicap accessible and palatial in size (enough room for a coat rack and end table), and was almost always empty.

 

[Dr. Filth]

Basement bathroom in the library. Went down there a couple of times to study and discovered it.

Terrible choice. I never had phone service in there. I felt like I was living in the 1960s.

Lee Hall first floor bathrooms were pretty ace. They were nice, and no one was ever in them.

 

[QuadrupleOption]

There's some funny **** in this thread.

Also, I didn't have a particular favorite on campus, but my father-in-law has a pre-game tradition in which he always takes a dump in McCain Hall before kickoff.

 

[jeremyrbrown]

Let me give you guys a tip on how to turn any campus restroom into the best restroom: find out the cleaning schedule. If you know approximately when a toilet is gonna be soaped and scrubbed, you can go in and use a 'like new' facility. I love walking in to find one full of blue suds.

 

[DAWG61]

Well now if you're looking for a date afterwards the lobby bathroom of Rice Hall during freshman orientation is a great place. If you wanna score a ripped CD of Widespread 'Live at Breckenridge' the Drill Field during hackysack hour is best. If you wanna eat a sub then drop a foot long I'm sure Subway cleans their bathroom once a week. If you wanna drop a birdie and then drop a bogey the cup on the 18th green will hold some of it. If you wanna get juiced and then drop a juicy one the Sanderson has a pool. If you wanna punch Gerald in the face and then punch the dirtiest ******* in the world Dave's Darkhorse hasn't been condemned yet. If you wanna holler at Leigh Anne and then holler at a dump the MSU horse stables is best. If you wanna lose a football scholarship and then let loose a turd scholarship Bracky Brett has a desk. If you wanna get a buffet and then drop a buffet Barnhills has a open spot next to the meaty macaroni if Sidney hasn't eaten all of it. If you wanna watch **** and then take a **** the Lady Dawgs soccer field has a never used port-a-potty. If you wanna get smoke in your eyes and then drop a smoking **** Dudy Noble is the spot. If you wanna get a return on your investment and then return an ingestment don't go to Croom's house. If you wanna see some Furbrows and then leave a brownbrow go to Dylan Favre's....If you wanna take steroids at breakfast and then leave a giant steroid **** Rick Stansbury owns the lake. If you wanna....

 

[AFDawg]

Agree. The library basement was clutch. I also liked the 5th floor of the library. Another fine place was in the back of the poultry science building.

If you're on Vandy's campus, the best bathroom is a one holer in the back of the chapel. It has the only urinal there that's not waterless. A waterless urinal is no better than a hole in the ground.

 

[AFDawg]

Terrible choice. I never had phone service in there. I felt like I was living in the 1960s.

Lee Hall first floor bathrooms were pretty ace. They were nice, and no one was ever in them.

Phone service was not an issue my day.

 

[drt7891]

Unfortunately, Barnhills is no more*

 

[Lettucexxxx]

Ima share a story. I cant make this up. My senior year,5th year, fall semester, on the very first day of classes I was walking to Hilbun. I parked down by the Indian Reserve, dot not feather, and had to hoof it from there. I was running late. The night before was a complete **** show ending at waffle house. I chose to go a la carte with the entire breakfast side of the menu. I was beginning to feel the biscuits and gravy as they were sloshing around next to the spoiled chocolate milk. I burped. Then farted. Something didn't feel right. I kept walking. As I passed the Baptist Student Cult building, I knew I had a situation on my hands. I picked up my pace. While in mid trot, I felt another fart coming. I cocked my leg up into the safty position, you know, that curtain thing guys do to govern a fart. Its just something we guys are built with. If men didnt have this ability I think our ******** would fall out. Back to the fart itself. It wasnt alone. The fart was like a player running out of the tunnel before the game. It reached out and Hi fived all the surrounding turds before it exited the tunnel. It was like someone poured warm gravy down into my unders. At first I said, 17 it. Im going home. But then I had a thought..."We prob only gonna grab the syllabus and go." Now If any of you goons ever took Geo-writing you will know, its fricken awful. I took my stanky *** up all three flights of stairs and made it to class. I looked like a weirdo sinking into my seat but hey, we all are weird, after all, im in a 17ing Geo Writing at 8am. Lets just say I was 86 a pair of drawers on my way back down those stairs approximately 57 minutes later. The best part, I flirted with some hot chick while having liquid magma run circles in my britches.

 

[drt7891]

The great Oktibehha Indian Chief Brownleg once said, "Hard on shall never be wasted and Fart shall never be trusted"

 

[Lettucexxxx]

 

[615dawg]

The cleanest bathrooms on campus are on the upper floors of Swalm. Its like they eat off the floor in there.

 

[DawgNDCity]

This is easy. It's the toilet in the Chapel of Memories. It is air-conditioned, private (one holer with a couple of doors of separation and a door lock) and there is plenty of room to get comfortable. Don't forget to pray before you leave.

 

[Lee Corso]

Unfortunately, that place didn't even exist when old farts like me were there. Etheridge had a 2nd floor women's shittter. I used it often.

 

[MSUDC11]

I used to have a late afternoon class in McCool. There was never really anyone in the building once I got out of class. And the bathrooms there are pretty nice. Turned that toilet into my own porcelain throne on many occasions.

 

[Tater Jones]

Basement floor of Dorman Hall. Or bottom floor of the Library.

 

[jamdawg96]

Swalm, 3rd or 4th floor. Clean, quiet, spacious...

 

[Dawgybag]

This is easy. It's the toilet in the Chapel of Memories. It is air-conditioned, private (one holer with a couple of doors of separation and a door lock) and there is plenty of room to get comfortable. Don't forget to pray before you leave.

+1. Drowned the brown snake almost daily in the Chapel. I never told anybody about that bathroom in an effort to keep it to myself. Many memories were made. Always spotless and quiet.

 

[Indndawg]

For Long, Quiet Times: Chapel of Memories

For short bursts: 2nd floor Union, ya know around that corner....last stall.

 

[dickiedawg]

Lee Hall first floor bathrooms were pretty ace. They were nice, and no one was ever in them.

Seconded. The handicap stall especially- that thing is massive and you can open the window. If you get there at the right time you can enjoy the chimes. There was one semester I almost couldn't poop without "like a bridge over troubled water" playing.

 

[FlabLoser]

If you're a corndog, you go on the interior staircase of the nearest academic building.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Didn't carry a cellphone around with me back then so it didn't matter.

 

[WayboDawg]

The basement at Lee Hall is where I used to "cast my vote" every day. It was quiet, rarely used, clean, and right down the hall from where I worked as a student. Of course nothing beats my days as a Jones County Junior College student when I would go to the second floor of the choir building and I could hear the JCJC choir practicing their beautiful ensemble through the walls while I was testing the plumbing.

I remember one of the bathrooms at one of the engineering buildings at MSU had like a 30 foot high ceiling above one of the stalls. It felt like taking a poo in the batcave or something.

 

[KurtRambis4]

Believe it or not

there was a time (not too long ago) when people weren't glued to their phones like zombies 24/7.