He should be honorable mention, because he was only in the scene for about a semester. He parked a lawn chair in front of Lee Hall near the road that ran in front of the Union and waved at everybody. He was there everyday, and would wave until you waved back. I don't think he was slow or anything, he just waved. He flunked out after a semester I believe.
Does anybody else remember that dude? 2001 or 2002?
I think he went on to found Liberty Tax, and attracts his business by dressing like the Statue of Liberty or Uncle Sam and waving at everybody.