OT: what commercials do you absolutely hate?

jamdawg96

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The skin tag removal bit comes to mind first, but generally all commercials suck. Thank god for DVR.
 

WrapItDog

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uptowndawg

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Any commercial where an annoying girl is trying to act cute

The worst of which is the guitar chick singing a song about the pink 5 hour energy.

Another bad one is the "No Body beats Aaron's" song that the girl breaks out into concert with in an Aaron's store with mascots dancing around. This one may be exclusive to South Louisiana though.

And the Wendy's girl mentioned before definitely fits this criteria, she reminds me of a girl I work with that I know have a deep hatred for because of those commercials.
 

Hump4Hoops

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Pretty much all CBS commercials

which brag about their god-awful sitcoms being the NUMBER ONE (*qualifier*) SHOW ON TELEVISION! (2.5 men, mike & molly, 2 broke girls, etc.)

Anything featuring cam newton also get my blood boiling.
 

SallyStansbury

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Block headed chick in the Toyota Commercials

She is sitting behind a desk at a Toyota dealership, then in several of these commercials she interacts with women who have boyfriends/husbands acting like douchebags/buffoons. That is a common theme in commercials these days (guy with diamond ring written on head, dumbass guy at Captain D's talking to fish meal, on and on and on. Must be some effective marketing strategy to females, or to douchebag husbands who eat at Captain D's, because it is in a lot of commercials.

That **** is stupid and and annoying.
 
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MS Sports Medicine where life's a sporrrrtttt!!! I absolutely hate that radio

commercial. I hear it everyday I listen to the radio heading to work. They found the gayest sounding guy to sing the jingle, and it makes me want to stick my ears with a knife.

The other one is a commercial for a local cell phone company/service repair in the Jackson area. I can't remember the name, but it played OLD cell phone ring tones during the entire commercial. I haven't seen it played in a long time, but it wanted to make me drive to their store and burn it down.
 
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mstateglfr

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CARS.COM! That uggo chick who has another head pop up from her hair and sings their jingle in an creepy stoned way.

Such a stupid commercial. And then they added one with a dude...why?
 

CadaverDawg

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That damn Brian Arakpo and Caveman Geico commercial has to be the worst ever. It's the only commercial that actually makes me feel embarrassed for the people that made it, and for that ghey caveman in the cheerleader uniform.

In the Jackson area, the Callaways Lawn and Garden center jingle on their commercial always annoys the 17 out of me too.
 
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She is a B-ham Southern Grad

My wife is friends with her. Not a Natural red head either. To be relevant to this thread. I hate the "Napa know how" commercials.
 

Shmuley

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Now I'm curious to know how you know that. And your answer should include the words "carpet" and "drapes."
 

Ishmael

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Any Progressive commercial. Flo just annoys me and does not make me want to buy car insurance, or anything else.
 

UIUCDog

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The current Discover card commercials...

...with the “clever” little songs/poems that always end with “5% cash back.” All of those make me want to jump off a ledge for some reason.
 

coach66

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I'm gonna go with anything relating to the selling of Gold or Gold coins closely

followed by compounded Viagra and Cialis pills for $1 each, "Just look down, Shocking!"
 

Palos verdes

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No kidding!! That's the one I thought of, but couldn't remember who advertised. That **** is sick!!
 

Wooly17er

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Convenience beyond your dreams...Magnolia Federal.

Between the jingle, the clapping limp-wristed fat man, and the wavy-haired blonde dude at the ATM, it is the worst known to man. Worst part is, I live on the Coast and get these on my TV thanks to ATT U-Verse. I wish I'd have never seen them. Now I'll never consider living in Jackson.

Also - the Tax Masters commercials that some how get turned up to max volume whenever they come on.
 

seshomoru

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Do you Kasasa?

I do in fact. 3% on checking is hard to beat, but damn I hate their commercials.

But the current worst is the Levis spoken word poetry. Horrendous.
 

was21

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not national but Gateway Tire with that old redneck sounding floozy.
 

dawgnautique

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^^^^^^YES,YES,YES^^^^^^ I have noticed that I really do have a physical reaction to these Discover Card commercials as well. Very, very irritating to me...my kids love them but they grate on my nerves to the point of me either muting or leaving the room.
 

drt7891

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Couldn't do it... damn that's horrible.

The Denvill Crowe one is awful, I back TUSK... the worst commercial of all time was the Dexter "Don't text and drive" rap. Damn... I don't mean to sound racist at all... but people that think they can rap, but can't piss me off something fierce... and he's one of them. I've heard the guys testimony before and it's moving, so don't think I'm heartless... but the guy can't rap.