Howdy RichBlackman! This is your cousin Po from Gaston county. Looks like you may have disappeared for a while...maybe took a trip up to Cherokee to play some slots. A few of us kin made it over to Avondale last Friday night to watch your D1 Athletes and World's Best Coach take on them Griffuns (what is a Griffun anyway?). Kinda surprised that only about 50 of your fans showed up for that big game...you would think they would want to see them D1 Athletes. Ma said you had more Assistant Coaches on the sidelines than fans in them stands!
Well, I'm tellin' you son, those littl' Griffuns sure seemed really mad that you said their Coach didn't care about his players or didn't help them play in college. Turns out, that litt'l ol' school has just as many youngun's playing football in college as the Raptors. But, they don't go around braggin' about it all the time. In fact, they said they are proud of ALL their players, whether they go to college or not.
Them Griffuns were beatin' and stompin' those D1 Athletes all over that yonder field. Your World's Best Coach kept on trying to run that #5 at em' and he kept takin' hit after hit after hit. He got so plum tuckered out that they had to carry him off that field. I think that #5 and #1 both wish they had some of them big ol' boys at South Point, East Gaston or Hunter Huss to protect them but they trusted that World's Best Coach. Did you know that World's Best Coach allows boxin' competitions on the sideline between the players and coaches...that is some smart thinkin'. I betcha those MICS teachers and Athletic Director are plum proud of all the money they spend on that D1 Football program with that perty field and fancy jerseys!
After watching them Raptors, I think they should change their name to the PEE WEE MICS Raptors. Them boys just like those PEE WEE teams where the one coach recruits all the best talent in the county. They thinks they are so great cus' they beatin' up all them' lit'l PEE WEE teams, run up the score, throwin' bombs in the 4th quarter and braggin' about it. Then, they come up against a well coached team like them Yellow Jackets or Griffuns and your D1 Athletes go home with their tails between their legs. Pa told me that your D1 Athletes and World's Best Coach have never won a single conference championship. I told him that couldn't be true since you have all them D1 Athletes and only play them Mighty Mites in the 1A class.
Well, got to get back to work...I know you don't take kindly to us hard workin' folk who didn't play football in college but we will still say a prayer for ya!
Well, I'm tellin' you son, those littl' Griffuns sure seemed really mad that you said their Coach didn't care about his players or didn't help them play in college. Turns out, that litt'l ol' school has just as many youngun's playing football in college as the Raptors. But, they don't go around braggin' about it all the time. In fact, they said they are proud of ALL their players, whether they go to college or not.
Them Griffuns were beatin' and stompin' those D1 Athletes all over that yonder field. Your World's Best Coach kept on trying to run that #5 at em' and he kept takin' hit after hit after hit. He got so plum tuckered out that they had to carry him off that field. I think that #5 and #1 both wish they had some of them big ol' boys at South Point, East Gaston or Hunter Huss to protect them but they trusted that World's Best Coach. Did you know that World's Best Coach allows boxin' competitions on the sideline between the players and coaches...that is some smart thinkin'. I betcha those MICS teachers and Athletic Director are plum proud of all the money they spend on that D1 Football program with that perty field and fancy jerseys!
After watching them Raptors, I think they should change their name to the PEE WEE MICS Raptors. Them boys just like those PEE WEE teams where the one coach recruits all the best talent in the county. They thinks they are so great cus' they beatin' up all them' lit'l PEE WEE teams, run up the score, throwin' bombs in the 4th quarter and braggin' about it. Then, they come up against a well coached team like them Yellow Jackets or Griffuns and your D1 Athletes go home with their tails between their legs. Pa told me that your D1 Athletes and World's Best Coach have never won a single conference championship. I told him that couldn't be true since you have all them D1 Athletes and only play them Mighty Mites in the 1A class.
Well, got to get back to work...I know you don't take kindly to us hard workin' folk who didn't play football in college but we will still say a prayer for ya!