Pop tart butt

[Rulz]

Dammit!!! Crinkle open those packages and run that toaster til they are sizzling and dripping...then end up EATIN THE GOTDAM HELL OUT OF EM!!! And after I see the third package on the floor and feel my guts bubbling...I know it's time to head to bathroom, rifle through the cabinets, and get all kinds of gastric fixes for the pending pains and blowouts!

Oh I love me pop tarts.

 

[Dally1up]

Cherry or Strawberry?

 

[shortbus]

Marijuana is still illegal in this state.

 

[CowboyJD]

Cherry or Strawberry?

Brown sugar cinnamon.

 

[Cowpoke]

Chocolate chip cookie. Smores aint bad.

 

[Schoonerman_rivals49058]

Cherry or Strawberry?

When I was a kid, it was strawberry or nothing at all.

 

[Rulz]

CowboyJD nailed it.

Never smoked weedz. I'm no angel, but for some reason I just never did like the smell.


But pop tarts? Oh yeah, strait dope.

 

[Karsten Solheim]

I can't buy pop tarts or I will eat the whole box in five minutes.