Dammit!!! Crinkle open those packages and run that toaster til they are sizzling and dripping...then end up EATIN THE GOTDAM HELL OUT OF EM!!! And after I see the third package on the floor and feel my guts bubbling...I know it's time to head to bathroom, rifle through the cabinets, and get all kinds of gastric fixes for the pending pains and blowouts!
Oh I love me pop tarts.
Oh I love me pop tarts.