2. We need to continue our love/hate relationship with Reggie Bush.</p>
Another thing I hear from non-tortured fans is “Why do you guys hate
on Reggie so much, he’s good, just not great, give him a break, what do
you guys expect out of him?” Hmmmm, that’s tough to answer. I’ll try
though. We expect 4,000 rushing yards per season, 250 receptions and we
want him to play a little safety. How’s that for you? See, the problem
with reggie is not reggie. It’s REGGIE. It’s the capital letter player
we think he should be. Let me give you an analogy, one the fellas will
surely get. Let’s say you meet a girl with gorgeous eyes, a perfect set
of moist lips, and a six inch tongue. You end up getting her out of
pure good fortune, and you’re certain that based on her physical
attributes, you’re in store for a lifetime of blowjob bliss. She’s a
can’t-miss dick sucker, you’re sure of it. She starts off showing
promise and has her moments, but there’s just something missing. You’re
forced to bring in other chicks to help her carry the load. Add to this
the fact that one of your boys went to college with her and told you
that she used to be a +@*$%%@ expert. Like an award winning, once in a
generation, fellatio prodigy. It’s as if she came to
you and forgot about the fact that a Blowjob is all about enthusiasm,
passion and determination. She might never have them. She just ain’t no
pro bowler. And you can’t ever forgive her for fooling you.</p>