So I'm back
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With Notre Dame getting beaten as badly as they did by Alabama, made a joke inferring the Fighting Irish had done to them what only catholic priests take for granted doing to others.
Let me go on record as saying my joke was not about rape, which I do find abhorrent, but more about religious irony.
And if anyone here is catholic, I apologize. Not for the joke necessarily, but just because you're catholic (yeah, had to throw in a Bill Hicks reference.)
Not gonna lie, my sense of humor's a bit dark. Some are gonna get it. Some aren't. That's ok. @DawgatAuburn, I'll tone it down a notch.
Let me go on record as saying my joke was not about rape, which I do find abhorrent, but more about religious irony.
And if anyone here is catholic, I apologize. Not for the joke necessarily, but just because you're catholic (yeah, had to throw in a Bill Hicks reference.)
Not gonna lie, my sense of humor's a bit dark. Some are gonna get it. Some aren't. That's ok. @DawgatAuburn, I'll tone it down a notch.
I must also add, I was not intending to insult the Gator Bowl way back when. If you took it as such, you have my apologies. The Gator Bowl is a highly prestigious bowl, particularly by comparison to the BBVA whateverthe17 bowl. We were in it in 1991, and it was one of the top six bowls, if memory serves right, at the time.
I was not kidding or trying to insult when I said I was shocked by how low the ticket prices to it were, particularly in comparison to our corporate cocksuck bowl. I truly was shocked.
Anyway, I do apologize if I did offend and/or my views were taken the wrong way. As I've said from day 1, I'm not here for **** talking. I didn't even say a word about the Egg Bowl. However I do - and have - find most of the discussions here to be interesting and entertaining.
I was not kidding or trying to insult when I said I was shocked by how low the ticket prices to it were, particularly in comparison to our corporate cocksuck bowl. I truly was shocked.
Anyway, I do apologize if I did offend and/or my views were taken the wrong way. As I've said from day 1, I'm not here for **** talking. I didn't even say a word about the Egg Bowl. However I do - and have - find most of the discussions here to be interesting and entertaining.
Just to let you know...
..when you were gone HD6 put an end to the week banning nonsense. Now when you're banned, it's for good. So when you act like an idiot again in the near future (there is only a 100% chance of that happening), there will be no board lieutenants available to suppy you amnesty. The General will step in and administer coup de grâce.
..when you were gone HD6 put an end to the week banning nonsense. Now when you're banned, it's for good. So when you act like an idiot again in the near future (there is only a 100% chance of that happening), there will be no board lieutenants available to suppy you amnesty. The General will step in and administer coup de grâce.
Just for you my man. Hell is non-smoking.
Why? Well, if you get to the pearly gates, if that story id at all true, and meet St. Peter, if that story is at all true, I betcha, his first question's gonna be, "Hey buddy, got a light?"
You mean y'all smoke here?
"Yeah buddy. Those aren't clouds. That's cigarette smoke. That's why it's called heaven. Hell is non-smoking. Wanna look down at them for a moment?"
Ok.
"I can't believe what they do to themselves. It smells like an ashtray. I'm trying to eat."
God, how hellish!
"No ****. Light up. Come on in. Hendrix is on harp tonight."
Good, bc I was just thinking to myself that this board could use more...
OM ******** hanging around.
OM ******** hanging around.
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