I wish Mari all the best. But if he thinks it’ll be easy, he has another cramp coming!
South Point Red Raiders vs The Crest Chargers
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I wish Mari all the best. But if he thinks it’ll be easy, he has another cramp coming!
#31 and the rest administer the novocaine. It’s real and it’s coming! Btw, what’s with the midget/short people jokes? You know you don’t want me stooping to that! No pun intended.
Bend over when you talk to me. That way I can kick you in the *** and whisper in you ear at the same time.lol I'm impressed with your restraint of the vertical obvious
If you tried to kick me in the nuts, I’d have to be on my knees to keep you from pulling a hamstring.
Leave my age and physical dexterity out of this. Sasquatch
I think I remember, didn’t she spank your rear end and put you to bed without your binky?
Nope, Burns and Kings Mountain aren't playing, so the goats are going to get butt hurt.
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If your just figuring that out your slower than I thought..
A Burns fan, a Shelby fan and a Crust fan had to spend the night in a farmers barn. The farmer said you can stay as long as you leave my goat alone.
The next morning the farmer found his goat dead in the corner. He pointed his shotgun a the three guys and ask, what happened to my goat? They all began to point at each other saying the the other two had had sex with the farmers goat
, to the point it killed the poor animal.
The farmer told them if they wanted to live, they had to go out on the farm and bring back one piece of fruit.
The Burns fan came back first. He had a single
grape. The farmer said, “stick it up your ace and wait in the back of the barn.”
The Shelby fan came back next. He had an
apple. The farmer said, “stick it up your ace and wait in the back of the barn.
As the farmer was waiting for the Crust guy to get back, the Burns and Shelby guys burst out laughing. “What’s so funny” the farmer ask. They said look here comes the Crust guy carrying a watermelon
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The next morning the farmer found his goat dead in the corner. He pointed his shotgun a the three guys and ask, what happened to my goat? They all began to point at each other saying the the other two had had sex with the farmers goat
, to the point it killed the poor animal.The farmer told them if they wanted to live, they had to go out on the farm and bring back one piece of fruit.
The Burns fan came back first. He had a single
grape. The farmer said, “stick it up your ace and wait in the back of the barn.”The Shelby fan came back next. He had an
apple. The farmer said, “stick it up your ace and wait in the back of the barn.As the farmer was waiting for the Crust guy to get back, the Burns and Shelby guys burst out laughing. “What’s so funny” the farmer ask. They said look here comes the Crust guy carrying a watermelon
.No goats no glory....I still have the shirt .A Burns fan, a Shelby fan and a Crust fan had to spend the night in a farmers barn. The farmer said you can stay as long as you leave my goat alone.
The next morning the farmer found his goat dead in the corner. He pointed his shotgun a the three guys and ask, what happened to my goat? They all began to point at each other saying the the other two had had sex with the farmers goat
The farmer told them if they wanted to live, they had to go out on the farm and bring back one piece of fruit.
The Burns fan came back first. He had a single
The Shelby fan came back next. He had an
As the farmer was waiting for the Crust guy to get back, the Burns and Shelby guys burst out laughing. “What’s so funny” the farmer ask. They said look here comes the Crust guy carrying a watermelon
Goodness, I think someone dubbed the Crest Crampers yelling for help during a SP game.
Old school Crest and South Point thread. WORD!
I'll buy you a bag of nuts seadog, you can even suck the salt off of them and make the one you actually have jealous! Win, win!
A South Point fan walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey.
The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, "I need a woman, because mine has left me."The keeper says "Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?" The midget says, "My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second she asked for the nicest *** in all the land, so he gave her this lovely donkey..."
The keeper asked, "What was the third wish?" "She asked the genie for my penis to hang down past my knees." "That's not so bad." "Not so bad?" Spluttered the midget, "I used to be six foot three!"
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There's absolutely no doubt that a thread about Crest and southpoint was going to turn into messing with goats.
I had to get in on this Miss Sasha. The opportunity was too great to pass...
Also I may have missed last week but may decide to make the trek for this one. If so I would like to meet my boy @seadog28 and @crestrulz in person.
Have a good week everyone!
Trust me seadog will have piss stains on the front of his pants and will conspicuously smell like cheap liquor.
Rulz, you need to tell the story about Crestmas and his cowbell.
HAHAHAH.. I swear man as soon as I get the chance I will. That freaking cowbell. I hate you're not going to be at the game Matt. You a great guy and a better man. I'm honored to know you.Rulz, you need to tell the story about Crestmas and his cowbell.
Now we can get back to ribbing.
Q: What's the difference between a Crest graduate and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family.
A: The park bench can support a family.
You won't see the same SP team this coming week. Not saying SP walks away with a win but the offense has looked better over the past (2) weeks. QB reads are improving weekly. This past week his play resembled what we are accustomed to seeing from a SP QB. In turn, less output from Riley each of the past (2) weeks.
Q: Why do Crest girls wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
A: To keep their ankles warm.
12 has looked leaps and bounds better than he did earlier in the season. 7 is a great player, just not a qb, and blocks really well at the wing.
I heard the Raiders will be installing shotgun-spread this week. Maybe going five wide against the Crampers. Any truth to this?
Truck load of greased pigs headed to Boiling Springs so the Chargers can practice tackling greased midgets Friday night
Goats, pigs..... it doesn't matter. Tackling practice.....It's your lie, tell it how you want to!Truck load of greased pigs headed to Boiling Springs so the Chargers can practice tackling greased midgets Friday night
Interesting rematch. South Point jumped out fast in the first game but couldn't close the deal and allowed Crest to hang around.
This should be a good one. And I'll say Crest wins in another close one.
This should be a good one. And I'll say Crest wins in another close one.
Nope…inbreeding produces 11 fingers, 12 toes and a pecker on your forehead. Pretty much the Crest Homecoming King.