South Point Red Raiders vs The Crest Chargers
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This one is for Raidertime!
Rulz turns to Backer and says, 'You know, I'm
tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Backer thinks it's a
good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Rulz goes down to the college
and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, history, and Logic.
'Logic?' Rulz says. 'What's
that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed
eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a
yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a
house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because
you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a
wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a
heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I
have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Rulz shakes the
Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Backer at the bar. He tells Backer about his
classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.
'Logic? ' Backer says, 'What's that?'
Rulz says, 'I'll give
you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a
*****.'
Rulz turns to Backer and says, 'You know, I'm
tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Backer thinks it's a
good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Rulz goes down to the college
and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, history, and Logic.
'Logic?' Rulz says. 'What's
that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed
eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a
yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a
house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because
you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a
wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a
heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I
have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Rulz shakes the
Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Backer at the bar. He tells Backer about his
classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.
'Logic? ' Backer says, 'What's that?'
Rulz says, 'I'll give
you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a
*****.'
To my Red Raider brothers playing Friday night:
It is Monday night and a great opportunity is before you. Blood, guts and effort!
Practice perfect this week. Blood, guts and effort!
You play for a town of champions. Blood, guts and effort!
It is your turn to represent. Blood, guts and effort!
Your brothers spanked Crest 8 years in a row. Blood, guts and effort!
Their step sister team (Shelby) avoided you for years. Blood, guts and effort!
You have a job to do and memories to make. Blood, guts and effort!
You are the Mighty Red Raiders! Wear it proud and bring it loud!!!
It is Monday night and a great opportunity is before you. Blood, guts and effort!
Practice perfect this week. Blood, guts and effort!
You play for a town of champions. Blood, guts and effort!
It is your turn to represent. Blood, guts and effort!
Your brothers spanked Crest 8 years in a row. Blood, guts and effort!
Their step sister team (Shelby) avoided you for years. Blood, guts and effort!
You have a job to do and memories to make. Blood, guts and effort!
You are the Mighty Red Raiders! Wear it proud and bring it loud!!!
Good grief... They play for nappy necked in-breeders. It's more like sterno and potted-meat and not blood and guts.
They are the RED MIDGETS.
I got into a car accident with a South Point Fan...
He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, "I'm NOT happy!""Well," I replied, "which one are you?"
And he responded, “I’m Cramper, I’m here to drop on the street while Grumpy and Doc drive off with your car “.
Or maybe the Headline in the Shelby Paper will be: “A HERD OF MIDGETS TRAMPLE THE OVERRATED PONIES”
that was lame
could have said jump over midgets like a horse hurdle or something like that
..... you right. However, #2 don't hurdle...he hits you in the mouth and drags your buddies along with.
Im sorry but I have been giggling at 10 minutes at the new "MidgetPlower69" user name LOL....
50 year old man giggling like a 10 year old....
50 year old man giggling like a 10 year old....
Why did the Crust head coach recruiter a ghost to play for the team?
He wanted to add some team spirit.
He wanted to add some team spirit.
A Red Raider Circus Midget snd a 400 lb Crest mayonnaise sandwich eating tractor riding dolt enter a bar
we all laugh
the end
we all laugh
the end
No joke, used to be "were chargers and we're better" now? Its something about transgender kids and bathrooms
Lol great thread guys! Good luck to both teams. I’ll be pulling for SP just because I met some great people a few weeks ago who had nothing but nice things to say about my bears and I have a habit for pulling for most teams who beat us out because I kinda know how we matched up with them! That said I know Crest runs a really good program and this will be a great game! Hoping next years Pisgah team can be in the mix in the later rounds, we are gonna miss some guys but could be better next year! I hope both teams stay healthy and have a instant classic of a game.
Bad News for South Point. CRESTMAS is coming in for Thanksgiving and he's coming to the game with me.
That means COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!! #WORD-UP
That means COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!! #WORD-UP
It will be audio only with Ruppe and Centofanti on WOHS 101.5.
For those that can make it Friday can we please for the love of God make some noise. It feels like dadgum church at some home games! It's not a library...raise hell and support the youngins. More Cowbell and yell from the sac! It's the 4th round boyz!
You ain't lying. The away crowd needs to show up at home.
Put his ace on the ground. Just like everybody else. Why do you ask?
South Point’s Rhyne Harris will receive the Luke Kuechly Award, honoring the high school defensive player of the year. He will receive this award at the Charlotte Touchdown Club on December 6th. The Charlotte Touchdown Club also selects the national collegiate defensive player of the year.
South Point’s Rhyne Harris will receive the Luke Kuechly Award, honoring the high school defensive player of the year. He will receive this award at the Charlotte Touchdown Club on December 6th. The Charlotte Touchdown Club also selects the national collegiate defensive player of the year.
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Games are won in the trenches. If we can get after them early and block well we will be ok. If the Crest d-line wins the battle then we're in for a long night. Blocking and tackling..... it's the simple things that will win games for you.
I agree if O line doesn't block well and control the line. We have very little chance to win this game. Also the SP D line will have to play very well or we are going to get run over. As the saying goes, that's why you play the game. Raiders will not lay down. If they keep it close SP has a shot. Though not a great shot. Who wants it more!!
Happy Thanksgiving and safe travels to my Belmont brethren.
All the contempt I spew is born out of respect for your program and for your kids.
I am thankful for the ones of you I have met and consider my friends. The rest of you can get bent
.
All the contempt I spew is born out of respect for your program and for your kids.
I am thankful for the ones of you I have met and consider my friends. The rest of you can get bent
.WORK RELEASE. IT'S THE LEAST THE PRISON SYSTEM CAN DO FOR INMATES DURING HOLIDAYS. DRESS WARM CRESTMAS AND COVER UP THAT ANKLE JEWELRY.
Alright you Crust turkeys, enjoy your turkey!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
HAPPY THANKSGIVING