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"I do not know how the new security is working out up to this point. I am sure there will be some timely review put forward to make sure any deserved penalties are handed out accordingly. I have two stories of things that I was told word of mouth, that occurred in our student section from this previous weekend, albeit one has some humor to it, they still deserve some ramifications.
1. One individual who just completed his undergrad at MSU and began law school at Ole Miss, managed to stay plastered for the entirety of the Tennessee game. At one point during the game, he began throwing up. He filled up a cup during this process and in his drunken state, launched it in the air where it landed several rows below upon a girl that was innocently enjoying the game prior to the cup.
2. Another individual who was in a drunken stupor, made his way to the restroom. While standing at the urinal, he dropped his pants to his ankles and began yelling to Tennessee fans to "Pour beer in his ***." This went on for about a minute before he pulled up his pants and disappeared into the crowd.
I just have to be the devil's advocate here.... If said student was so drunk that he was puking in a cup, I believe a few things would have happened.
1. He likely would have been well experienced at being a drunk so getting drunk enough to actually puke is a monumental event and he was in reality EXTREME intoxication. Therefore his fine motor skills would be gone far before the projectile vomiting stage would set in. So how did he:
a. Manage to have the coordination to make it into the cup
b, Throw the cup without spilling it on himself
c. Throw it and all its contents make it onto on target (the innocent girl you mention above)
2. Even a **** smelling MSU stadium cup filled with someone's bourbon smelling puke would have decent weight to it... throwing it more than 7 rows should be quite easy unless of course there is a strong headwind. There are several additional factors of physics here to lead this to not computing. It would also require such velocity to keep said contents of bourbon smelling puke in said **** smelling stadium cup to not spay the immediate vicinity.
3. I think an act of this would be easily review-able on mentioned video cameras and given said drunken idiots condition he would have not stumbled far and would have been removed quickly from the game.
4. The original author of the PM is a real sick douche bag! He seems to know:
a. A lot of person information about the accused ******* in the situation
b. Appears to have witnessed the entire situation
If he did nothing to aide the person who was wronged in this situation then karma is a *****!
Overall, I call ******** to both stories and chaulk them up to urban myth.
Now that stolen golf cart that made it into the Bad Dawgs section of the Reflector following the 1999 Arkansas game - I have no clue who stole it, drove it down University drive and eventually parked it in the handicapped parking space infront of the Grill... although I will admit using the handicapped space was WRONG! Would have been quite the chase if the cops has seen us driving it, I think there were 8 people hanging off of that thing and we were going all of about 4 mile and hour.... I mean said suspects were going all of 4 miles an hour. By the way, I don't think we made it to the Grill before last call!