You do realize that these charges could be for playing music too loud and not turning it down fast enough for that singular police officer, right? Real felonious stuff we got here. Definitely worse like curb stomping a guy or gun charges, though.
"The NCAA was just in town because we signed so many good players. Nothing to see"
"Kimdeechie is just emotional is why he was in a confrontation with the coach on the sideline. You want that fight in your football team"
"Sexual assault at a football players house? You know sexual assault can just be unwanted touching. Just a girl or guy wanting 15 mins of fame and a payday. Nothing to see here"
"it was just a little DUI from what we think is weed. C'mon. It's normal now in two states. Nothing to see here"
"it was just an arrest for not turning their music down... C'mon guys"
folks in Oxford must be champs at whistling, because everyone is doing it while walking past the graveyard.