He's perfected the art of the 8 win team that chokes the last two games away to miss the playoffs. My guess is that because he can make more money hosting NCAA championships instead of NFL Playoff games.
Problem is, they're now 8-3 with five games left. Maybe he can put Dez Bryant into a round room, and tell him to piss in the corner...Dez would become so confused that he'd get pissed at the Dallas Management and demand a trade, blabbering about "Loyalty" and "Rspect".
Another problem is, Jerruh's upset because he desperately wanted to draft Johnny Manziel, but his assistants drafted another offensive lineman...if you saw the protection Tony Romo had tonight, Tyler Russell would have time to sit back there, wind up, and throw the ball without getting touched.
There IS hope for Jerruh...they're hosting the Fagles on thanksgiving, and maybe their defense can put the Cowboys into an Ole Miss-type death spiral that gives Jones his treasured 8-8 mediocrity.
Problem is, they're now 8-3 with five games left. Maybe he can put Dez Bryant into a round room, and tell him to piss in the corner...Dez would become so confused that he'd get pissed at the Dallas Management and demand a trade, blabbering about "Loyalty" and "Rspect".
Another problem is, Jerruh's upset because he desperately wanted to draft Johnny Manziel, but his assistants drafted another offensive lineman...if you saw the protection Tony Romo had tonight, Tyler Russell would have time to sit back there, wind up, and throw the ball without getting touched.
There IS hope for Jerruh...they're hosting the Fagles on thanksgiving, and maybe their defense can put the Cowboys into an Ole Miss-type death spiral that gives Jones his treasured 8-8 mediocrity.