Things not Going To Plan For Jerry Jones

HammerOfTheDogs

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He's perfected the art of the 8 win team that chokes the last two games away to miss the playoffs. My guess is that because he can make more money hosting NCAA championships instead of NFL Playoff games.

Problem is, they're now 8-3 with five games left. Maybe he can put Dez Bryant into a round room, and tell him to piss in the corner...Dez would become so confused that he'd get pissed at the Dallas Management and demand a trade, blabbering about "Loyalty" and "Rspect".

Another problem is, Jerruh's upset because he desperately wanted to draft Johnny Manziel, but his assistants drafted another offensive lineman...if you saw the protection Tony Romo had tonight, Tyler Russell would have time to sit back there, wind up, and throw the ball without getting touched.

There IS hope for Jerruh...they're hosting the Fagles on thanksgiving, and maybe their defense can put the Cowboys into an Ole Miss-type death spiral that gives Jones his treasured 8-8 mediocrity.
 

DancingRabbit

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Jason Garrett went to Princeton. Jerry went to Arkansas.

I figured Jason would eventually turn the team around while making Jerry think it was all his idea.

Jerry knows how to make money but doesn't know **** about putting together a winning team. He definitely wants to win as long as he gets most of the credit.
 

Snog

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I figured Jason would eventually turn the team around while making Jerry think it was all his idea.

Jerry knows how to make money but doesn't know **** about putting together a winning team. He definitely wants to win as long as he gets most of the credit.

This. I love my cowboys. I ******* hate Jerry jones.