too funny- The Bear optimism after getting skull-17'ed is hilarious

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Donald Coyle

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Aw, puddin'

I can't bet now. I'm too scared you might screw my wife, you big handsome irresistible brute. Or rapist.

No but seriously, I've never bet on anything in my life. That's for gays. Like I said, I'll put my actual face on the line. You can come punch me if we lose. My money is for food and beer.

Put up or shut up. No gay internet betting and long-distance exchange of money. Show up after the game so my wife can laugh at your fat, ugly face.

I bet your name is Brandon.
 

TUSK.sixpack

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i'll give you Ole Miss and 100 points to use collectively in the following game...

UM vs Bama
UM vs LSU
UM vs MSU

and yes, I'm a Bammer redneck.
 

sickasadawg

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Yeah.. It's too bad his team doesn't have as much fight as he does... which was pretty evident in the way they gave up on defense.

(66)SIXTY-SIX POINTS and a knee at the goal line.
 

johnson86-1

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Why wouldn't they be positive?

An OM guy I work with came in this morning smilling from ear to ear. "I saw a LOT of positives Saturday night".

/My mind was officially blown!

So far, they have beat who they are supposed to be and kept playing hard when they were getting their *** kicked. Still don't know much about Freeze, but at least they don't know that he's not going to work, which definitely could have happened, as their advantage in talent could have easily been overcome by UCA and UTEP if Freeze was incompetent. Also, they have a competent qb option for the next two years.

Yes, if you're a bear having a team drop 60 on you is an embarrassment, but (1) I'd rather have a problem with my DC than my head coach and (2) maybe the talent Nutt left was just that bad. All in all, if you take into account where they were at the end of last season, I don't know why they wouldn't be excited to have a team that could possible get to 6-6 by next year depending on their OOC schedule, who they play in the East besides Vandy, and whether Auburn and Arkansas continue to implode.
 

Donald Coyle

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You're aware

that your defense gave up nearly 600 to a Sun Belt team?

Well maybe you can at least go rape their wives to show how rough you are.
 

DerHntr

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What's funny is I think we will have threads that are similar from you about our basketball team when they come out and play hard all the way to the last second of regulation. No, you won't be talking about the atmosphere at the Hump like they are talking about the Grove. That won't be similar.

We will suck worse and you will sing our praises. And the best part is so will a lot of us because after a dumpster fire you look for at least some signs of life.

I don't think anyone around here will start predicting we win much though.
 

patdog

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I'm aware that our defense gave up 24 points to a Sunbelt team. And created turnovers that led to 20 MSU points. I know that's not as impressive as giving up 66 (could have easily been 76) to the greatest team to ever play college football.
 

Donald Coyle

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I know

We're just hoping it only takes us a quick four years, as it has for Mullen, to rise to the level of surviving Troy.
 

Hoo22

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There's no sense in arguing with a retard who says things like gambling "is for gays." Best to leave this mouth breathing Internet warrior alone with his stupidity.
 

KurtRambis4

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Your and dubmass.

Nice posts. Really, good stuff.

You are correct. I'm really worked up. So much so, that I've gotten on my rivals board talking **** after my team just got their worst beatdown at home, ever....oh wait...nevermind.
 
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Donald Coyle

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I should have clarified

I don't mean "gays" in a homophobic way. Hating homosexuals is more of a State line of thinking. I meant "gay" as in goatee-wearing, Oakley Bladez shadez-wearing, get all mad as hell on the internet at the suggestion you might lose and threaten to screw someone's wife type gay.
 
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Do you realize your team has won one SEC game in two years?

letting a Sun Belt team hang nearly 600 yards on us, but we will just have to keep trying.

You really have no idea why you are the laughing stock of the SEC. Auburn may fire it's coach because they lost to you.

La Monroe and Western Kentucky have won as many SEC games in that span. If State is the "laughing stock" of the conference after winning two bowls in a row (one being a skull-dragging of Denard Robinson and Michigan in a NYD bowl) and on the way to another bowl appearance, what does that make UM?

By the way, Troy would beat Mississippi by double digits if they played at Troy.
 

Coach34

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Getting beat in football by 35 is like losing by 50 in basketball. You wont see me congratulating anybody after 50 point losses- hell, you wont see sunshine from me in a 35 point loss
 

Donald Coyle

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Yes. Thank you for taking time from your mensa meeting. We barely survived by beating them by 22 points. Good work.
 

MedDawg

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We're just hoping it only takes us a quick four years, as it has for Mullen, to rise to the level of surviving Troy.

You're already in year 3 of suckdom, including a 14-game conference losing streak and 1,022 consecutive days of State holding the Egg Bowl trophy. You don't get to start suckdom over because you hired a girls' basketball coach.
 

Donald Coyle

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Yep.

In the first game with a new coach taking over a dumpster fire.

You're in year four and were beating Troy soundly at halftime and managed to scrap together 7 points late in the game to stave off their comeback.

Enjoy.
 

engie

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Yet, when we line up with Tennessee, we will have matched your longest win streak in FORTY YEARS!1!!1
 

Donald Coyle

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Damn! This guy rules. I can envision him now. Buffalo stance, chin up.

Seriously, after you get up enough money for a prostitute, try eating that *****.
 
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