Van Damme does (did) splits between moving trucks. Steven Seagal eats banana splits.
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You can't hate away the truth...
Van Damme vs. Steven Seagal
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Don't know where you are going with this, BUT ... Seagal runs like a girl.
I'm not sure you're gonna find anyone arguing in favor of Seagal. Is there some context I'm missing?
Did you see Tom Seguras skit show on Netflix? It’s absurdly disturbing at points but he did a Seagal bit and runs. I may have spit my drink out.
Steven Seagal is a clown. But in spite of it he managed to nail this:
An excellent point. I'm not here to question his pimp game. But I would imagine VD would win that argument too.
Two of the greatest method actors to ever come out of Hollywood. Why choose who is better? We can just marvel at how amazing they both were and are.
I'm not on NETFLIX, but I've had that opinion, 15-20 years. Not surprised somebody worked up a video on it.
I think that's possible but not assured. It's hard to beat peak, vintage Kelly LeBrock. Pun intended for all the hetero gen-exers in here who spent plenty of time beating it to her back in the day.
He's the better dancer too
This is something I actually have in common with JCVD. I was also accused of dancing like I had a seizure at my high school prom.
Yeah you'd have to bang the hottest Price is Right blonde (Gena Lee Nolin?) and probably Pamela Anderson from her early Baywatch days to surpass that. But if anyone could it was JCVD.
In every movie he’s in, Segal should be battling Stormtroopers, because I’ve never seen him get even a scratch.
Both of em are scared of Chuck Norris, as they should be!
I dont know when Seagal's roundhouse kicks turned into leg sweeps, but when I noticed it in some crappy movie years ago, I straight up laughed.
Pretty sure JCVD as a person isnt great, the guy may even be terrible, but he surely has to still be infinitely better than Seagal.
Seagal is a good friend of Putin and has called Putin his brother, has helped support Russian war propaganda while living in Russia as a citizen for nearly the last decade, and has been accused of sexual misconduct by a bunch of various women thru the decades.
Seagal is as cool as a bag of dicks.
Dude isnt looking too great right now...
Pretty sure JCVD as a person isnt great, the guy may even be terrible, but he surely has to still be infinitely better than Seagal.
Seagal is a good friend of Putin and has called Putin his brother, has helped support Russian war propaganda while living in Russia as a citizen for nearly the last decade, and has been accused of sexual misconduct by a bunch of various women thru the decades.
Seagal is as cool as a bag of dicks.
Dude isnt looking too great right now...
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There is no better still shot from any film in the history of film. Although I'd be more than happy to judge a thread on this.Steven Seagal is a clown. But in spite of it he managed to nail this:
I would paint my whole face and wear the big shoes for one shot of thatSteven Seagal is a clown. But in spite of it he managed to nail this:
You should here Dana Carvey and David Spade talk about how much of an idiot Steven Seagall was when he hosted SNL.
That guy is a joke.
Now, he could kick my ***. We do understand that part right?
That guy is a joke.
Now, he could kick my ***. We do understand that part right?
30 Years Ago: Steven Seagal's 'Hilariously Awful' ‘SNL’ Episode
Steven Seagal hosted 'Saturday Night Live' in April 1991.
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Here is Carvey telling about the Hans and Franz skit and Seagall just not getting it.
I don't personally know you, but I'm not so sure that's a given any longer, if it ever was.
Whatever happened to that show where he filmed ride-alongs with cops in Louisiana?
he's massive!I dont know when Seagal's roundhouse kicks turned into leg sweeps, but when I noticed it in some crappy movie years ago, I straight up laughed.
Pretty sure JCVD as a person isnt great, the guy may even be terrible, but he surely has to still be infinitely better than Seagal.
Seagal is a good friend of Putin and has called Putin his brother, has helped support Russian war propaganda while living in Russia as a citizen for nearly the last decade, and has been accused of sexual misconduct by a bunch of various women thru the decades.
Seagal is as cool as a bag of dicks.
Dude isnt looking too great right now...
Early in his career, Seagal could have definitely kicked all of our azzes, easily. For as bad of an actor as he was, he does actually have a multi-level black belt in Aikido (some sources say as high as 7th degree).
That said, he doesn't look like he could move fast enough to hurt anything except a bucket of KFC these days...
me - age 61 - 5' 9 1/2" 180lbs and not been in a fight since 1985 and never trained to fight in any genre. I didn't lose that fight with a much larger man but I was hit so hard my glasses were broken and I went to one knee. He kept swinging but I had enough sense not to let him hit me again. He was a shoplifter at a store I was running in Aberdeen. I weighed 130lbs at that time and was stupid not to let him go. It was not my cigarettes he was trying to steal.
Seagall, if nothing else, is a large man and has trained for years in martial arts. He is not smart but, let's say it's a given that he could take me.
Not this still shot. The one two seconds after this one.
My step father owned a bar on dolphin island until his passing in 2022. But JCVD filmed there in 2017 for one of his worst movies with Dolph Lundgren called “Black Water”. Complete trash of a movie. But while filming we were there a lot and both of them couldn’t have been nicer. Esp JCVD. Went out of his way to say hello and sign stuff for anyone. He did get mad at some of the food they had on set though. Frank Dux doesn’t like a foot long sandwich apparently
I've always heard JCVD is a decent guy. So, they say, is Lundgren for that matter. No one has ever said Seagal was a nice guy. Ever.
It's weird how 50 year old me feels the same about that picture as 12 year old me did.
I do recall a story from around the turn of the century of him meeting a professional wrestler, trying to start some **** and getting manhandled. Could be hearsay, but given his rotundness these days I find it plausible.
Lundgren (or maybe it was one of the other 80's action stars) has something like a masters in physics and supposedly a near genius iq.
Lundgren has his masters in Chemical Engineering.