Hoping for sexual advances will do nothing to assuage the emptiness that you try to fill with delusions of "gotchya" moments on a college sports message board.
WVU had an incredible comeback. That doesn't mean criticism of the first 30 minutes wasn't warranted. I was happy last night. Were you? No. You ran immediately to this board with a perverted mission to rub the win in the noses of any poster who was critical at any point in the game. We both know that your first instinct after the buzzer wasn't to appreciate the win...seriously, was "hah, time for those MFers to eat crow" the first thing to run through your head? I bet it was something close because within minutes you came on here spitting at any doubters. You couldn't enjoy a historical comeback for 10 minutes. That's genuinely sad.
And with all sober earnestness, you present yourself like a person whose wife (if by some miracle you're married, and if by some tragedy you're a father) keeps herself and the kids clear of you when WVU is playing poorly.