What massively sucks about the Bama win tonight

[RocketCityDawg]

Is living in Alabama, and having to endure the massive pomposity of their strap-hanger fans, many of whom may be just high-school dropouts, for yet another year, after decades of having already endured such.

Sympathies for those of you in E MS who have the same trailer-trash.
(not that there's anything wrong with being trailer-trash, of course)

Prayers sent.

 

[jcdawgman18]

I've got to go work a 12 hour shift tomorrow (engineer) with an operator who cheers for Alabama football, Duke basketball, and the Yankees. So yeah, I feel your pain.

 

[Railin Jemmye]

By now you should have learned defense mechanisms that have nothing to do with the outcome of games. Sort of like the way I routinely own TUSK, even though he basically has all the 'on the field' smack in his corner. They are still extremely sensitive and easy to rile up.

 

[SuspectZero]

I guess the ER's in Alabama weren't full of women with their eyes dotted, so that's a plus. Now, if BAMA doesn't win the final, it's open season on domestic violence.

 

[prairiedawg]

How bad do you think our fan base would be if we were playing for our third NC in four years? I, for one, would be intolerable. I hate to have to listen to it but to the victor goes the spoils.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Look at the bright side

Emergency rooms from Columbus, Mississippi to Columbus, Georgia won't have to deal with the extra broken jaws and busted eye-sockets a bunch of sisters/girlfriends/wives/all-of-the-above that come from a Bammer defeat, errrrr, "falling down because they're so clumsy".

 

[RocketDawg]

Yeah, the car flags will be flying and the 'necks will be wearing "all things Bama" gear for another year. Sure wish Georgia had one more play in the game. There'd probably be some "fire Saban" rumors going around then.

But we've gotta put up with it.