and be official ball boys if they want to.
- Players must share chairs with them in all team meetings.
-Stans will dock Dan's boat on lake
- Dan gets best left field spot at Doodies NOebl Field
- Dan can Wedgie Ron Polk before all Baseball games he attends
- Bring back daffodils now will be called danodills
- Architecture building must display Mullen's Kids artwork in windows
- Landscape Architecture Dept signs long term Grass cutting study on Dan's yard
- Free Ice Cream and Cheese
- Bring back half fried chicken special and ham sammich on toasted white bread in Union
- Cell phone coverage on South Montgomery Street
- Kill South Montgomery Street Speed traps
- Recreate Lynn Lews, complete with fried pickles and Sliced Pork BBQ
- Outlaw Rebel Yell Whiskey in Oktibbeha Co.
- Pass Criminal Court injunction against Blue Top Tailgate Tents except for KY fans when we play KY.
- Cartoons on Jumbotron on Sat mornings.
- American Indian Exorcism by Choctaw Shaman before all home games
- 5 cent per usage tariff to him on "Dan the Man" usage
- Permanent visiting fanseating limited to top deck corner end zone when stadium expansion is completed.
- Sonic must bring back hand dipped onion rings and chipped cherry sundaes
- Name a concrete after Dan at Bopps (The Danny Boy w/Strawberries, Pineapple, toasted Pecans, Blackberries and caramel)