What was the quirky clause that kept Mullen here?

MeridianDog

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and be official ball boys if they want to.

- Players must share chairs with them in all team meetings.

-Stans will dock Dan's boat on lake

- Dan gets best left field spot at Doodies NOebl Field

- Dan can Wedgie Ron Polk before all Baseball games he attends

- Bring back daffodils now will be called danodills

- Architecture building must display Mullen's Kids artwork in windows

- Landscape Architecture Dept signs long term Grass cutting study on Dan's yard

- Free Ice Cream and Cheese

- Bring back half fried chicken special and ham sammich on toasted white bread in Union

- Cell phone coverage on South Montgomery Street

- Kill South Montgomery Street Speed traps
- Recreate Lynn Lews, complete with fried pickles and Sliced Pork BBQ

- Outlaw Rebel Yell Whiskey in Oktibbeha Co.

- Pass Criminal Court injunction against Blue Top Tailgate Tents except for KY fans when we play KY.

- Cartoons on Jumbotron on Sat mornings.

- American Indian Exorcism by Choctaw Shaman before all home games

- 5 cent per usage tariff to him on "Dan the Man" usage

- Permanent visiting fanseating limited to top deck corner end zone when stadium expansion is completed.

- Sonic must bring back hand dipped onion rings and chipped cherry sundaes

- Name a concrete after Dan at Bopps (The Danny Boy w/Strawberries, Pineapple, toasted Pecans, Blackberries and caramel)