Why Our Opponent Sucks: Georgia Tech Edition

615dawg

Well-known member
Jun 4, 2007
6,061
2,235
113
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span><span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YLAvhE4a_hI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="never" height="355" width="425" ></embed></span></span></span>

They're a bunch of elitist pussies.</span> In 1963, Georgia Tech left the SEC, citing the following three reasons:

1. Bobby Dodd felt that Georgia Tech would be a successful independent like Notre Dame. Yeah, right. Dodd had three average seasons as an independent then the Jackets fell to mediocrity. Georgia Tech finally realized that they were not Notre Dame. I figure the Alabama nation thinks a lot like this - they feel like they make the SEC and if they left, the SEC would fall to mid-major status. That's what Bobby Dodd thought back in '63.

2. Georgia Tech did not agree with the SEC limiting scholarships. Another Alabama thought process. No wonder Auburn and Georgia Tech were heated rivals. Seems that GT is just another Alabama. Obviously, the NCAA stepped in eventually and mandated this for all, but GT and Dodd knew that if they were limited in scholarships, their success in the SEC would be limited. And because Dodd has Bear Bryant status at GT, GT bent over and did what Dodd wanted to do, which was leave the SEC to become the afterthought that it is - oh wait.

3. The SEC was going to require Georgia Tech to travel to ,,, wait for it ... the Mississippi schools. Oh the humanity of having to play conference teams on their home field every other year. You see, Saturday will be the first time that Georgia Tech has ever played in the state of Mississippi. Considering that GT was a charter member of the SEC, I found it odd. Dodd and the GT administration had such disdain for Mississippi that they refused to travel to Ole Miss or State. The SEC helped out - State and Ole Miss have played GT a combined six games in history. Last year was the first time since 1928 that State had played GT, and Ole MIss played in Atlanta in 1946 and met in a couple of bowl games. The SEC was transitioning to a schedule where every team would have to start playing every team home and away. GT did not like this, and cited it as a reason for leaving the SEC.

Georgia Tech games vs. teams in the SEC that were members with Georgia Tech..
Georgia 103
Auburn 92
Alabama 52
Tulane 48
Tennessee 42
Florida 41
Vanderbilt 36
Kentucky 19
LSU 19
Ole Miss 3 (including 2 bowl games)
Mississippi State 3 (including last year)

In 1983, Georgia Tech joined the ACC following four straight losing seasons (including two one-win seasons). Although Bobby Ross would lead GT to a shared national title in 1990, Georgia Tech has been on average, a middle of the pack team in the ACC.
<br style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ever meet a Georgia Tech Engineer?</span> I guarantee you know it if you have. They are not shy about telling you where they went to college. Now GT is a hellava engineering college, but they must have a senior seminar in how to be a complete douchebag because all of them are. Sources say that Derek Dunn had applied to teach the course before he went to Parchman.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">We're #2.</span> If it wasn't for Grant Field at Bobby Dodd Stadium, Scott Field would be the oldest stadium in Division I football, and Mississippi State would be #1 at something football related.

Have a suggestion for Houston? PM me
 

615dawg

Well-known member
Jun 4, 2007
6,061
2,235
113
<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span><span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YLAvhE4a_hI&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="never" height="355" width="425" ></embed></span></span></span>

They're a bunch of elitist pussies.</span> In 1963, Georgia Tech left the SEC, citing the following three reasons:

1. Bobby Dodd felt that Georgia Tech would be a successful independent like Notre Dame. Yeah, right. Dodd had three average seasons as an independent then the Jackets fell to mediocrity. Georgia Tech finally realized that they were not Notre Dame. I figure the Alabama nation thinks a lot like this - they feel like they make the SEC and if they left, the SEC would fall to mid-major status. That's what Bobby Dodd thought back in '63.

2. Georgia Tech did not agree with the SEC limiting scholarships. Another Alabama thought process. No wonder Auburn and Georgia Tech were heated rivals. Seems that GT is just another Alabama. Obviously, the NCAA stepped in eventually and mandated this for all, but GT and Dodd knew that if they were limited in scholarships, their success in the SEC would be limited. And because Dodd has Bear Bryant status at GT, GT bent over and did what Dodd wanted to do, which was leave the SEC to become the afterthought that it is - oh wait.

3. The SEC was going to require Georgia Tech to travel to ,,, wait for it ... the Mississippi schools. Oh the humanity of having to play conference teams on their home field every other year. You see, Saturday will be the first time that Georgia Tech has ever played in the state of Mississippi. Considering that GT was a charter member of the SEC, I found it odd. Dodd and the GT administration had such disdain for Mississippi that they refused to travel to Ole Miss or State. The SEC helped out - State and Ole Miss have played GT a combined six games in history. Last year was the first time since 1928 that State had played GT, and Ole MIss played in Atlanta in 1946 and met in a couple of bowl games. The SEC was transitioning to a schedule where every team would have to start playing every team home and away. GT did not like this, and cited it as a reason for leaving the SEC.

Georgia Tech games vs. teams in the SEC that were members with Georgia Tech..
Georgia 103
Auburn 92
Alabama 52
Tulane 48
Tennessee 42
Florida 41
Vanderbilt 36
Kentucky 19
LSU 19
Ole Miss 3 (including 2 bowl games)
Mississippi State 3 (including last year)

In 1983, Georgia Tech joined the ACC following four straight losing seasons (including two one-win seasons). Although Bobby Ross would lead GT to a shared national title in 1990, Georgia Tech has been on average, a middle of the pack team in the ACC.
<br style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ever meet a Georgia Tech Engineer?</span> I guarantee you know it if you have. They are not shy about telling you where they went to college. Now GT is a hellava engineering college, but they must have a senior seminar in how to be a complete douchebag because all of them are. Sources say that Derek Dunn had applied to teach the course before he went to Parchman.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">We're #2.</span> If it wasn't for Grant Field at Bobby Dodd Stadium, Scott Field would be the oldest stadium in Division I football, and Mississippi State would be #1 at something football related.

Have a suggestion for Houston? PM me
 

HD6

Active member
Apr 8, 2003
10,019
108
63
as evidenced by them never noticing all the inaccuracies of George O'Leary's resume.
 

MedDawg

Active member
May 29, 2001
4,731
413
83
It might not have been that Dodd didn't want to play in Mississippi. It might have been that UM lost their directions to Atlanta and couldn't make it back.
 

8dog

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2008
13,337
4,765
113
in the country that has underacheived more than us.
 

SwampDawg

Active member
Feb 24, 2008
2,193
122
63
but you would not have known it if not for his crew cut grey hair, short sleeved white shirt, pocket protector complete with numerous pens and pencils, high water pants and white socks. But giving you some credit he did mention his degree from time to time.
 

Sutterkane

New member
Jan 23, 2007
5,100
0
0
On top of that, the only people really scared of wasps are people with the phobia of them and people with severe asthma/allergy problems.

I think Tech should get a live mascot like a lot of schools. It can be this puny little pissant wasp that is trained to fly around the stadium much like Auburn's eagle. Hopefully no birds will take sight of the flight and use it for lunch.

The yellow jacket is also a curious selection as the leader of yellow jackets is the queen and you would think engineering students aren't usually female and probably aren't subservient to females, unless I guess if it's the extreme nerdity coming out sort of like Wayne and Garth to Heather Locklear.
 

LTblows

Member
Mar 3, 2008
1,889
0
36
On the porch with the poodle-dog dress chicks. Looks just like that random frat house i was at. Different tailgating scene there. Just like a huge block party.
 

Fresno Bob

New member
May 7, 2009
290
0
0
8Dog said:
in the country that has underacheived more than us.
I'll say yes for GaTech b/c they've had some unbelievably talented teams not able to get through regionals much less supers. Figured this would be the perfect chance to take a stab at UM's woes in getting (not) to Omaha, though...unless you don't think enough of us to say we've underachieved?
 

8dog

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2008
13,337
4,765
113
and how long they've had a good program combined with being located in possibly the most fertile baseball recruiting area in the country, they pretty much beat anyone in this category.
 

AssEndDawg

Member
Aug 1, 2007
3,180
36
48
blown out of proportion until I saw this video. Not that the girls in the video are ugly but this ratio problem is the only explanation for prominently featuring a fat chick in the beginning of the video. Now, I'll nail a girl with some meat on her bones, I got no problem with that. I might even date her and take her home to mom. But if I'm shooting a video where the point is to look cool you gotta keep her behind the camera. You don't see my *** on a Victoria's Secret catwalk cause I'm not trying to be something I'm not. No fat chicks in videos!