Worst alcohol you’ve ever had

funKYcat75

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Inspired by a twitter video I saw today

MD 20/20 - flavor: ... red? Simply awful. Tasted like cough syrup and probably shared some ingredients with it.

Aftershock - flavor: cinnamon (?) fire. It was the first time I was ever drunk drunk. Line of shots and this was the first. Should’ve called it a night. Everything else tasted exactly like Aftershock the rest of the night.

synopsis: Red, bad; Blue, good.

let’s hear ‘em.
 
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Uk2k4

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Ron Mehico

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New Year’s Eve 1999 I drank an entire bottle of gold shlager (sp?) and vomited for about 5 hours after. The following morning I asked for gum and someone gave me a stick of big red and I dry heaved for about an hour after. Havent had a cinnamon drink since.

Similar story with first time I ever drank gin and it took me about 20 years to be able to stand the taste again.

And the thought of Jaigermeister makes my mouth full with spit.

I’ve definitely had worse in the form of mixed drinks and ****** moonshine concoctions but those are the “common” drinks I don’t care for
 

JDHoss

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Jan 1, 2003
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Shock Top Chocolate Wheat. A waiter in a restaurant in Greenville, Ohio suggested it, as it was the evening special. That was some nasty ****. He took it back and they didn't charge me. Any type of champagne qualifies too. We had two different brands gifted to us as wedding gifts. Both tasted like something you'd need a prescription for.

 

Gassy_Knowls

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Shock Top Chocolate Wheat. A waiter in a restaurant in Greenville, Ohio suggested it, as it was the evening special. That was some nasty ****. He took it back and they didn't charge me. Any type of champagne qualifies too. We had two different brands gifted to us as wedding gifts. Both tasted like something you'd need a prescription for.



Shock Top is basically unfiltered pee poured in poorly brewed beer
 

UKnCincy_rivals

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They seem to pride themselves on being awful tasting. Bold strategy.

Well they nailed it. It’s god awful.

For the uninitiated, here’s what the label of Jeppsson’s Malort used to say:

Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malört reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malört. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malört is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.' It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts – seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! Perservere. Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours... forever.
 
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UKnCincy_rivals

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(Brutal) to the palate.

I don’t care what you say, that’s some kickass marketing right there. What a great line.

It tastes like gasoline and potpourri going down and then has this aftertaste that lasts for about 30 minutes, no matter what you drink to try to cleanse your palate.

It really is brutal to drink.

 
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