Worst alcohol you’ve ever had

[funKYcat75]

Inspired by a twitter video I saw today

MD 20/20 - flavor: ... red? Simply awful. Tasted like cough syrup and probably shared some ingredients with it.

Aftershock - flavor: cinnamon (?) fire. It was the first time I was ever drunk drunk. Line of shots and this was the first. Should’ve called it a night. Everything else tasted exactly like Aftershock the rest of the night.

synopsis: Red, bad; Blue, good.

let’s hear ‘em.

 

[Backer cutter]

My first drunk was from Mad Dog 20 20. Friend and I bought from a bootlegger when we were in high school in the mid 70’s. Drank a pint before first period one day. True story.

 

[funKYcat75]

My first drunk was from Mad Dog 20 20. Friend and I bought from a bootlegger when we were in high school in the mid 70’s. Drank a pint before first period one day. True story.

Have you recovered yet?

 

[weused2luvhim2]

Aftershock

 

[Backer cutter]

Some 45 years later, still have a twisted testicle, but otherwise doing great. Have since switched to bourbon.

 

[Uk2k4]

 

[Punkin Puss]

Cheap Sloe gin my college gf bought.

 

[syrus12]

 

[thabigbluenation]

chocomint schnapps. chocolate and mint and alcohol. was not a good mix. it was stolen. I was young. I paid the price.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

My first drunk was from Mad Dog 20 20. Friend and I bought from a bootlegger when we were in high school in the mid 70’s. Drank a pint before first period one day. True story.

Mad Dog for me too. Whew. Drank a fifth through a straw. Barfed my appendix out.

I hear Night Train is awful, but never had it

 

[Anon1711055878]

Steel Reserve or St. Ides.

I had a drinking problem for a while...

 

[CatPhight_rivals65113]

 

[Bill Derington]

Dollar general brand mouthwash

 

[Col. Angus]

This ****** Pappy VanWinkell **** or whatever my cousin had at his house 2 months ago. Kept bragging about it. He poured me about 6 ounces in a beer mug and I took a mouth full and gulped it down. Tasted so bad I poured the rest out and cussed him.

 

[Ron Mehico]

New Year’s Eve 1999 I drank an entire bottle of gold shlager (sp?) and vomited for about 5 hours after. The following morning I asked for gum and someone gave me a stick of big red and I dry heaved for about an hour after. Havent had a cinnamon drink since.

Similar story with first time I ever drank gin and it took me about 20 years to be able to stand the taste again.

And the thought of Jaigermeister makes my mouth full with spit.

I’ve definitely had worse in the form of mixed drinks and ****** moonshine concoctions but those are the “common” drinks I don’t care for

 

[nerdcat_rivals308595]

U Save Alot beer, circa 1983-84.

 

[TheDude73]

Mescal. The original crap with the worm. Worst ever.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

 

[Ukbrassowtipin]

After drinking dark eyes vodka at parties back in college I still cant drink vodka

 

[Baller Cal]

Heaven Hill.

 

[Ahnan E. Muss]

Cave Creek Chili Beer.

 

[UKnCincy_rivals]

Sorry everyone, but this is hand’s down, without a doubt the only correct answer.

Nothing comes close. Nothing.

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Colt 45 Beer.

 

[bigblue7609_rivals211215]

E&J

 

[JDHoss]

Shock Top Chocolate Wheat. A waiter in a restaurant in Greenville, Ohio suggested it, as it was the evening special. That was some nasty ****. He took it back and they didn't charge me. Any type of champagne qualifies too. We had two different brands gifted to us as wedding gifts. Both tasted like something you'd need a prescription for.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Shock Top Chocolate Wheat. A waiter in a restaurant in Greenville, Ohio suggested it, as it was the evening special. That was some nasty ****. He took it back and they didn't charge me. Any type of champagne qualifies too. We had two different brands gifted to us as wedding gifts. Both tasted like something you'd need a prescription for.

Shock Top is basically unfiltered pee poured in poorly brewed beer

 

[cat_chaser]

Cave Creek Chili Beer.

Same.

 

[funKYcat75]

Sorry everyone, but this is hand’s down, without a doubt the only correct answer.

Nothing comes close. Nothing.

They seem to pride themselves on being awful tasting. Bold strategy.

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

Kessler’s with an Iron City chaser.

 

[gamecockcat]

Southern Comfort. Drank way too much on an empty stomach riding up to Grad Night at King's Island. So sick I almost didn't make it into the park. Can't smell it now without retching.

 

[UKnCincy_rivals]

They seem to pride themselves on being awful tasting. Bold strategy.

Well they nailed it. It’s god awful.

For the uninitiated, here’s what the label of Jeppsson’s Malort used to say:

Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malört reject our liquor. Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone. Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate. During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malört. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malört is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.' It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts – seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! Perservere. Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours... forever.​

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

where do I get this?

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Im a bit worried that i can find the good in almost any alcohol.

Not a fan of Southeen Comfort, but thats mainly because of over indulging in college.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

(Brutal) to the palate.

I don’t care what you say, that’s some kickass marketing right there. What a great line.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Im a bit worried that i can find the good in almost any alcohol.

Not a fan of Southeen Comfort, but thats mainly because of over indulging in college.

Dr Pepper and Southern Comfort. Nope. No more. Won’t do it

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Dr Pepper and Southern Comfort. Nope. No more. Won’t do it

Oh Jesus that sounds awful.

I cant remember what we were mixing it with. I just know that it comes out of your pores the next day something fierce. I swear my sweat in the 95 degree heat was legit cider.

 

[UKnCincy_rivals]

where do I get this?

Only place I’ve ever seen it is in Chicago bars.

 

[UKnCincy_rivals]

(Brutal) to the palate.

I don’t care what you say, that’s some kickass marketing right there. What a great line.

It tastes like gasoline and potpourri going down and then has this aftertaste that lasts for about 30 minutes, no matter what you drink to try to cleanse your palate.

It really is brutal to drink.

 

[UKGrad93]

Shock Top is basically unfiltered pee poured in poorly brewed beer

I tried some Shock Top wheat at Grants Farm free beer kiosk once. It was awful.

 

[Uncle Ivan]

Gin, any