SEC Media Days Storylines: One question for each Coach in Atlanta
It’s Talking Season! Media Days are a welcomed reminder football season is around the corner. If truth serum and no etiquette were required in these settings, here’s THE question I’d want to ask each SEC coach in Atlanta next week.
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LSU, Brian Kelly: Would you talk in a Southern drawl all season to guarantee you don’t drop yet ANOTHER season opener to Clemson on August 30th?
Ole Miss, Lane Kiffin: After not making the playoff last year with an “All-In” roster, we can all admit you’re in the lame duck portion of your coaching career, right?
South Carolina, Shane Beamer: After you make a valiant run with a supremely talented roster this year but fall short and LaNorris Sellers leaves, where would you like to be coaching next year? Does it rhyme with Gorman?
Vanderbilt, ???: Oh…hello, what is your name again Coach? Just kidding Clark Lea. Which city is a superior bachelorette party destination – Austin or Nashville?
Auburn, Hugh Freeze: So can you at least tell us if your handicap has improved?
Georgia, Kirby Smart: What have you been workshopping for this season’s version of the ‘Poor Old Georgia’ bit you rolled out all of last year?
Tennessee, Josh Heupel: What was the craziest thing Nico Iamaleava asked for?
Texas, Steve Sarkisian: Is there any part of you worried Arch Manning is going to be so good that it makes the conversation around your decision to play Quinn Ewers all last year never go away? Are you going to intentionally sabotage Arch!?
Alabama, Kalen DeBoer: What Tuscaloosa Nissan dealership did you steal your office furniture from and do you regret taking this job?
Florida, Billy Napier: How is DJ Lagway’s shoulder?
Miss State, Jeff Lebby: Can you tell me what Love Island is? I see a lot of tweets about it. Honestly, I have no questions for you after you let Michael Van Buren walk. What questions do you want to ask me?
Oklahoma, Brent Venables: If/when John Mateer gets hurt are you going to just walk off the field voluntarily or are they going to have to call security?
Arkansas, Sam Pittman: So, any travel plans?
Kentucky, Mark Stoops: What was your favorite part about College Station?
Mizzou, Elijah Drinkwitz: Do you prefer the four-wheel-drive strap on your Crocs or a little more freedom YOLO style?
Texas A&M, Mike Elko: How easy is it to go 8-4 with your roster? How hard is it to go 8-4 with your roster?
