Steve Sarkisian strategically leaves little wiggle room in his SEC Coaches Teleconference tirade

The SEC Coaches Teleconference is normally a tame 10-15 minute Wednesday question and answer session with the league's head coaches. Steve Sarkisian comes on at about 12:30 p.m., right after Vanderbilt's Clark Lea and just before Texas A&M's Mike Elko. Usually, the introductions are brief and hit the "excited about this week" and "this is a tough opponent" high notes. Usually. Sarkisian made the teleconference interesting earlier today with a lengthy opening statement that delivered harsh criticism to reporters and media members who have speculated about his future at the University of Texas. Let's unpack it, shall we?