mjt36 said:
I, like a couple before me, have been a long time lurker and now a first time poster. I remember during the 2008 Egg Bowl (maybe?) Jack said something to the effect of: <span class="text_exposed_show">"The quarterback and the receiver weren't on the same page there, but hey, it's only week eleven." Has stuck with me until this day...</span>
He said a lot of funny **** looking back at that 2008 Egg bowl. It wasn't funny at the time, but I found a blog with a bunch of good ones from that game and copied and pasted them.
“The QB and the receiver weren’t on the same page there; but hey, it’s only week eleven.”</p>
“Handoff to Dixon. And Dixon is murdered on the play.”</p>
After Ole Miss went up 17-0 in the 1st Quarter: “They are
going to have to send in their second kickoff coverage unit because the
first unit is going to tire out with all of these kickoffs.”</p>
“Ole Miss has just scored and we don’t know who scored because No. 85
isn’t listed on their roster. It’s academic at this point.”</p>
After an MSU holding call, “Well, if you can’t block ‘em, hold ‘em!
John Correro: “One can only hope so, Jack.”</p>
“It’s third down and so long, you will need surveying equipment to see how much is needed for a first down.”</p>
“There are only 45 seconds left. Maybe Ole Miss won’t score another touchdown. In the 1st quarter that is.”</p>
“Coming up on the end of the quarter – the third quarter, that is. We’ve still got another one to play.</p>
“At the end of the third quarter, Ole Miss barely out in front, 38-0.”</p>
“Ole Miss has punted once today for a grand total of 12 yards. They ought to improve on that with this next punt.”
(Laughter in the background as he was saying it)</p>
“Let’s punt it again. McAdams has to punt it a lot in his final game as a Bulldog.”</p>
In the 4th Quarter: “For the record both teams have all of their timeouts left. So, that ought to make it fun.”</p>
“Well, what do you know? The Rebels have put a couple of backup linemen in the game.”</p>
“Mercifully, the clock continues to run.”</p>
“About 3 minutes left, many fans have long been gone. In fact, some of them are probably already home by now.”</p>
“Chris Relf can throw it long. He cannot throw it accurately, but he can throw it long.”</p>
“Well, that’s only a loss of 9 there. So, it’s only third and 19.”</p>
“A great many of the 55,000 fans have left the game now (45-0), they might even be home now watching on TV”.</p>
“It’s 4th down and 24 yards to go, this ought to dictate a punt right now.”
John Correro: “One can only hope so, Jack.”</p>
“Well, the Bulldogs take a delay of game. That backs them up to their
4 where it will be fourth and 31. We just wanted to make sure McAdams
had plenty of room to kick the ball because he has such a powerful leg.”</p>
“That’s it. Ballgame over. Ole Miss noses out Mississippi State, 45-0.”</p>
“Sonic drive of the game….My drive home to Tupelo, MS I guarantee you
that is my drive of the game.” Then he proceeded to give his home
address.</p>
After Ole Miss was twice flagged for celebration after scoring: “That’s terrible, throwing a flag on a kid that just made a great play. Let the kid celebrate a little.”</p>