I can't wait to watch Cohen introduce Freeze.
Freezus to Auburn
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Or "watching her change her shirt with no one else around" level of bad choices?
Cohen is a weirdo. He's on board with it.
I think he does well at Auburn. If I’m being truthful, I have said out loud that I would take him at MSU. Flame away.
This shows that either Cohenz is a high paid puppet or he is full of shat. He fired one coach for sexy texting and ran off another for allowing player and staff a little too much one on one practice, but he is ok with Freeze and the hookering. Seems odd to me. I guess winning is not that important to me, cuz I would never want that televangelist coach near my program. I would rather stick with the Air Sputter Offense.
He's winning big at Liberty and seems to be developing players there too. He cheated at OM to get players, but won't have to now. He's a damn good football coach, but with so much baggage, Auburn could have done better.
Did Luke Fickell, Dave Aranda, James Franklin, Chip Kelly or hell even MIKE LEACH get a call?
Did Luke Fickell, Dave Aranda, James Franklin, Chip Kelly or hell even MIKE LEACH get a call?
He is a good coach, but I would be done with MSU if we ever hired him.
Nobody thinks those hookers were for Freezus himself, do they?
Of course I do. At least some of them. The rest were for the recruits. Not sure why people think it’s either/or when it’s probably both.
Maybe 2-3 but not all 6.
What's interesting to me is whether or not Auburn actually made an offer to Kiffin. They obviously were in negotiations but that doesn't necessarily mean that an offer was made. If not, then Sexton and Kiffin bamboozled OM and are still laughing. I think Freezus was their guy all along.
“Fine upstanding leader of men”
by needs I was being very general. One for me one for you two for me one for you.
I loathe Freeze, but I will enjoy the iron bowl more with him against Saban. It will be like a battle to see who takes the title of Antichrist.
He will absolutely win games at auburn and won’t be a disaster. But he won’t consistently beat Saban or Kirby.
There are bad decisions and there are BAD decisions.
Auburn should be ashamed and if the SEC allows this hire the SEC front office should be ashamed too. Anyone can make a mistake and learn from it. However, in this case he hasn’t learned a thing time and time again. Just off the top of my head without really trying, making girls change clothes in front of him at The high school. Doing the girl basketball player/ babysitter from the high school. The girl at the High Cotton in Oxford, the hookers in Oxford whether they were for him or underage recruits, and now whatever shenanigans he has been up to at Liberty. Seems like there were other instances but I forget the details. One can only imagine why his wife has put up with this time and time again. I guess that he is just such a smooth con artist that she is completely clueless. My wife would have gotten out her .357 and taken care of me long ago if I had ever pulled any of his crap.
There are plenty of places hiring right now. Is Freeze too good to work at a Home Depot?
Looks like Hugh was fishing for the job 2 years ago...
The list of folks who could consistently beat those two has to be pretty small. Dabo and Urban may be the only ones I can think of who have actually won multiple games against Saban other than Freeze.
Didn’t Sankey block Bama from hiring him as a OC a few years ago? Could Sankey block Auburn from hiring him as HC?
I can hear Hugh now. I’m excited because I have always known John Cohen to be the most Jesus like leader …
So Auburn traded in a Cadillac for an Escort. Interesting.
I can’t wait to see Nell and Freezus at the same table.
8-5, 10-1, 8-5, 8-4 at Liberty and 3-0 in bowl games with multiple wins over P5 teams is winning big at Liberty IMO.
He's had one losing season in his career. He's a good coach.
Geezzz, who hasn't made the mistake of calling a hooker on their clean phone.
I think the market itself will do Freezus in. Once he finds out that Auburn players have way more than enough NIL $ to afford their own hookers he'll see that there's no need for a middle-man.
Hugh abandoned and fled the most “Christ-like leader” he ever had to go work for John Cohen…
who’s Jewish.
who’s Jewish.
Cohen got Freeze to agree to hire a minimum percentage of trans prostitutes for the croots**
So you've seen the glitter before too. Don't get me wrong, he knows talent and lets his offense run wide-open... but he also has a history of deviant behavior for himself and others. If you think the other coaches will just let him steal the players and do want he wants again in the SEC you are wrong. He won't be able to fly straight and the other coaches will be glad to make sure someone finds knows everything he does. Money was just part of his schtick and Bama will watch everything he does at Auburn
The Auburn faithful know this.
