GYERO ARCHIVE

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You can study tacos at UK now? That's ********.

further proof that the nashville lounge singer/uk grad commercial is spot on. you just can't over exaggerate what a tiny percentage of students are actually on campus specifically for academic interests.

sure, everyone's pumped about getting a degree at some point, but you're generally there to enjoy a bunch of other stuff.
 
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_Chase_

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You can study tacos at UK now? That's ********.
Should definitely give someone a leg up when applying for that job at Taco Bell after graduation. I'm sure a Bachelor of Tacos will translate very well in the real world. Maybe they'll let people repay their student loans with zesty taco creations.
 
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jwheat

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Last week I played at the downtown Y. Mostly high school kids playing. Seemed like a ton of football players from Central & Manual hooping to stay in shape. Decent runs.

There was this one brother though I swear had to be in his mid 50's. Old school AF. Was rocking some faded family reunion tee, short cotton shorts with a pirate on the front right knee and on the back said " Surrender the Booty." Wack brand high tops. Dude knew all of the angles, head fakes and was just straight giving the business to these young bucks every time he got a steal, pulled down a board or made his set shot. Set concrete wall picks. Dude never lost. Was neat to see someone at that age still get out there and have fun.
Its amazing how much damage you can to at a Y playing good fundamental basketball.
 
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_Chase_

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It amazes me (I guess it shouldn't) that there are a significant amount of women out there that are seriously offended about Barbie's body shape. Offended enough to ***** for years and years until now they've finally changed her shape.

Do you see any guys getting pissed that Ken doesn't have a beer belly? Any guys out there upset that G.I. Joe's are more ripped than they'll ever be? Who told women to compare their own body's to that of a doll? What idiot would do that? Get ahold of yourselves. You're ridiculous.
 

_Chase_

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Get pumped. This is a doll for children, not women in their 30s who have had 3 kids.
 
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IT'S HENPECK BARBIE - KEN CAN NEVER WIN

Child #1: "Uh-oh, Ken didn't take out the trash within 2 seconds of being asked. Time to passive-aggressively ignore him for the rest of the night!"

Child #2: "WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE KEN FINE GO HAVE A SODA WITH YOUR FRIENDS I'LL JUST STAY HERE ALONE AND TALK TO NO ONE ... AGAIN"

Child #3: "Every time you touch me I die a little inside, Ken."

IT'S HENPECK BARBIE - KEN CAN NEVER WIN
 

wildcatadam6

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Pro Tip:

NEVER accuse the wife of being passive aggressive when she's being passive aggressive. In fact, don't even utter those two words. They hate it.
 
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K-GAR

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Admission to the GYERO elite league should have a mandate of a personal mix tape posted here.

As reigning GYEROlympics champ I gotta find an excuse work-wise to get to Louisville for at least one Monday-Tuesday
 
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BBdK

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You know what women love? When you tell them to "calm down," "relax" or "chill." They always appreciate such advice.


This. It's even worse to tell somebody (female) with anxiety that...."chill out, no reason to be anxious" -- the absolute WORST thing you can say, apparently.

Be better off saying "Okay, well you're really getting on my touching nerves" :100points:
 

BBdK

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Admission to the GYERO elite league should have a mandate of a personal mix tape posted here.

As reigning GYEROlympics champ I gotta find an excuse work-wise to get to Louisville for at least one Monday-Tuesday


Whip us up about 1.5 million words on Willis' emergence, should be a drop in the bucket for you.

...that will get you to Mt. Washington, about 25 minutes away from the gym.
 
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mashburned

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I think BBdK needs to bring his best mix cd for pre game warmups/knockout because that's a very important and crucial part of the basketball experience...I'm sure y'all know this, and have planned accordingly.
 
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K-GAR

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You have me confused with Rowland sir...

Actually most of my pieces are between 700-1200 max these days. I'll admit early days was ridiculous 2-3000 every time
 
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mashburned

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I could hear "Tootsie Roll" as a 87 year old wheelchair bound POS and it would cause me to rise on up and whip the **** out of a young whippersnapper.
 

BBdK

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-What the hell is that guy trying to do? Seems like a pretty nice/***** alligator, tbh.

My pump up hip hop music is way too dark & serious for the average folk.

Not for the mainstream or a middle school.
 
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