-Well that was a damn entertaining last 20 posts,

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-We might not be southern southern, but I’ll be damned if someone calls me Midwestern. I’d rather be considered Appalachian than Midwestern. Those people are weird and think the whole world is Iowa.
-I abhor dressing in a suit and tie for anything and can’t understand why we still think talking about business needs to be done in that outfit. Some 4 way stretch Fabletics or your preferred brand of athletic business casual slacks and a polo is just fine.
Maybe KW caused this feeling but we did plenty of business and made a lot of money without ties and sports coats. Hell, lawyers go to court in shorts there.
My weed doctor, who is an actual doctor wore flops and a Hawaiian shirt.
-Speaking of weed doctors, that’s the mfing route to go if you’re a doctor. Talk to clients for 10-15 mins, prescribe weed for them for another 7 months and collect $200 times 40 patients a day. $8K 3-4 days a week would do just fine for me.
-Speaking of doctors, just left the dentist. They told me and showed me how great my teeth were (never had a cavity) and everything was perfect minus I clinch in my sleep which I have forever.
The dentist then goes on to tell me I should get and need a $2K “deep cleaning” where I’m anesthetized for a total of 3 hours in 2 separate cleanings.
Dropped a big ol FALSE on them and said I’ll schedule a regular cleaning thanks. $144 cleaning coming tomorrow.
I’ve run 3 businesses and bartended forever, I know what upselling is honey. Assistant comes in after hearing the convo and says just floss more and you’ll be fine,

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