GYERO

[wcc31]

Shorts:

- Wife’s in Napa with her college friends. Just got the girls in bed and after a long **** day of cold rain, it’s actually gorgeous out right now. On the deck having some brown water and listening to the new Wallen.

- Speaking of, my Top 5 tracks in order:

1. Don’t We
2. TN
3. Just In Case
4. Skoal, Chevy and Browning
5. Whiskey in Reverse

And three bonus Top 5s to make up for my posting nonchalance of late:

Top 5 Beers

1. First outdoor beer on an October trip to the Gorge or similar outdoor environment
2. Second Saturday morning hungover tailgate beer (first one goes down like razor blades)
3. Ballpark beer
4. Dad Working-the-grill beer
5. Boat/beach/lake beer

Top 5 Low Key Summer Favorites:

1. Smell of hose water
2. Night time pool lights
3. Jimmy Buffet songs
4. Riverbend Music Center just as the sun sets
5. The moment that day drunk hits you - something about the sun, heat and mirages that makes that moment WAF

Top 5 Hulu Mormom Wives (Based solely on physical attractiveness)

1. Demi
2. Miranda
3. Taylor
4. Jen
5. Mayci

- Jesus, the pregame dramatic narrated intro montage has gone from being one of my favorite sports broadcasting devices to absolutely absurd. ****, Sunday night NFL football fires off like 5 now. Pisses me off.

- Pretty depressing knowing that we’re backsliding back into Kentucky football misery.

- No one loves the 90s more than me- the music, the sports, the movies, etc. - but it’s admittedly stained by the awful sports jerseys. When I think about some of the atrocities- the Pistons going teal (although F*** Grant Hill’s bitchass - glad it occurred in his era), the Padres abandoning the brown/gold, the Warriors’ nonsense, the Sonic, the Bucks, etc- it makes me sick.

- Never been a NASCAR fan but the Amazon Earnhardt docuseries is outstanding.

- Shout out to those independent grocers/drugstores in the late 80s/early 90s that used to carry Fleer and Donruss. Was always nice having a little honey hole to ask mom and dad to swing by.

- Oh yeah- the Cats. Getting the redass seeing Parrish, ESPN, The Atlantic underrating us. We’re as good as anyone and what these MFers don’t get yet is Big Blue is about to go on another of our traditional tears a la 1946-1954, 1992-1998, 2010-2017.

 

[Century Cat]

A good reminder here (to myself as well as everyone - including sportswriters), Florida was not even ranked in preseason last year.

Fine, let us fly under the radar just a bit until January or so.

We"re gonna freaking kill next year.

The Movie is in pre-production phase.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Feel like I’ve been seeing graduation pics for 4 wks now.

 

[SWFLwildcat06]

The best beer is always the Boat/beach/pool/lake one- imo

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

The best beer is waiting the last 30 min for the lady to get ready for date night.

 

[IB4UK_rivals31204]

The best beer is always the Boat/beach/pool/lake one- imo

Best beer is bar at airport heading out on vacation.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Parents who don’t correct their 6 year old from taking the ball from a soccer teammate (and in some cases encourage it) are worse than people who don’t know how to merge on the interstate.

 

[80 Proof]

- Oh yeah- the Cats. Getting the redass seeing Parrish, ESPN, The Atlantic underrating us. We’re as good as anyone and what these MFers don’t get yet is Big Blue is about to go on another of our traditional tears a la 1946-1954, 1992-1998, 2010-2017.

Im feeling it too, and it's just in time to fully capture the hearts and minds of the 2nd generation of GYERO kids that are coming of age. A couple of Nati's in the next decade would be glorious, and I think it's about to happen!

 

[catsfanbgky]

Underrated best beer is the first one right before a big UK game tips off. It helps with the anxiety and gets the blood flowing. A table setter so to speak. Depending on outcome of said big game, the beer after the game is right there.

 

[cricket3]

Speaking of, sign your kids up for Club Blue Kids. It’s free and gives you access to sponsored events and meet and greets with players. There’s an ice cream social with Brandon Garrison next weekend.

https://clubbluenil.com/2025-kids-club/

 

[august-west]

The best beer is an ice cold Miller Lite right after doing some sort of yard work when it is stupid hot outside. Other than that I think beer pretty much sucks.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Pork Belly Burnt Ends

HighLife.

Russell’s Reserve 15

Alec Bradley Kintsugi.

…old habits

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

the best beer is the NEXT beer. /debate over

 

[jwheat]

Ashlands own

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

Seriously? Best beer is the first beer on Friday after work. Hello weekend,

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

If any you Lexington dudes need or know of a summer intern position, my son is lookin for some work. Lemme know.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

^ our summer intern is a fat heifer. I never should have rolled off the hiring committee. Fat heifers were never a problem when I was in charge.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Congrats on the sex, Wynn.

Bought the lass a purse and some accessories from Louis Vuitton. Kept thinking about how much fishing equipment I can buy and use that to my advantage. It helps with coming to terms that I just paid a fortune for a purse and some accessories!! They don’t catch fish and I could have bought several cows. I just don’t get it.

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

^ our summer intern is a fat heifer. I never should have rolled off the hiring committee. Fat heifers were never a problem when I was in charge.

As one who is very happily married I want my office assistants fat and ugly.

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

Oh, capable and good natured is a plus too.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

As one who is very happily married I want my office assistants fat and ugly.

My experience is that having beautiful women around ups the morale of all team members. People like being around pretty girls.

 

[cole854]

Shorts:

On the deck having some brown water and listening to the new Wallen.

We’re as good as anyone and what these MFers don’t get yet is Big Blue is about to go on another of our traditional tears a la 1946-1954, 1992-1998, 2010-2017.

Isn't the new Wallen the same and as awful as the old Wallen? He's atrocious.

I think you stated the same line of BS multiple years during the Cal era with one generational talent ring to show for it. It ain't gonna be pretty but should be entertaining.

TFP Chucky.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

DIAF THX

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

As one who is very happily married I want my office assistants fat and ugly.

The dumbest move in creation is hiring a hot nanny. I don't think the same thing applies to office hiring.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

The most ferocious sex of my life was when my wife hired, without my involvement, a turbo hot NC State coed.

Not with the nanny. But wife built her own rivalry.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

The dumbest move in creation is hiring a hot nanny. I don't think the same thing applies to office hiring.

We’ve only hired hot nannies. Once I had to get a backup and she wasn’t attractive. The kids didn’t like her.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Ok baseball team. Nice win. 2 more to go.

 

[Touch_Em_All]

TMF Harris!

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

We’ve only hired hot nannies. Once I had to get a backup and she wasn’t attractive. The kids didn’t like her.

Human beings are naturally drawn to other attractive human beings. And repulsed by ugly ones. This is but one feature of natural selection. Hot chicks are more likely to get railed, knocked up, and therefore perpetuate further life of your own species - this is the most basic and primal urge of all living organisms.

There are many studies showing infants’ reactions to beautiful people versus hideous ones. The conclusions of these studies would not surprise you.

The conclusion - Good breeding shows.

 

[august-west]

Hot chicks are more likely to get railed, knocked up, and therefore perpetuate further life of your own species - this is the most basic and primal urge of all living organisms.

Maybe, but I’m fairly certain there isn’t a woman alive that some dude won’t rail.

The baby experiment, which I’ve seen before, is quite interesting in the reactions that they illicit. I think dogs are the same way:

 

[legalbeagle123]

Massive defensive meltdown in progress for the Bat Cats. Unbelievable.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Massive defensive meltdown in progress for the Bat Cats. Unbelievable.

Our SS needs to give his NIL money back.

 

[DoubleSecretProbation]

The dumbest move in creation is hiring a hot nanny. I don't think the same thing applies to office hiring.

I acknowledge mine is not the majority opinion. Just saying my way keeps things less complicated. Worse scenery. Better work focus. No stink eye when working late which I have to do frequently.

 

[MrKentucky]

All-timer for the Bat Cats to blow not one but two five run leads. The second by giving up 6 runs in the bottom of the 8th with two outs. Took four pitching changes before we got the third out.

 

[Anon1640710541]

Stay home. Save lives.

 

[Anon1640710541]

* Last night's game reminded me of why I hate college baseball. The metal bat just changes the whole game. In MLB, you've got pitchers like Nick Martinez that just always throw strikes and dare the hitter to put the ball in play. You just can't get away with that in college. The game was almost 5 hours long. No lead is safe. TMFH constantly on tv. Sloppy defense. Too many pitching changes. No thanks.

* My only real gripe with THE JEWS are their holidays, which I can't keep up with. So my gym is closed today for Shauvot. Whatever in the world that is.

* Billy Ray Cyrus is dating Elizabeth Hurley. Zac Brown is dating Kendra Scott.

Like, wtf?

* Top 5 People Who Insist Upon Themselves The Most:

1> Jordan Peterson
2> Neil deGrasse Tyson
3> Lex Fridman
4> Jerry Seinfeld
5> Shaboozey

* Elly's sister in the DR dies unexpectedly yesterday, and the guy comes out and goes 2-3 with a HR, the 3rd hardest hit ball in the Statcast era. What a dude.

* In one week I'll be in Pamplona, Spain, starting a 300-mile journey on the Camino de Santiago. Get back to town for a few days, then drive out west to spend the summer in Leadville.

* I mean, I definitely didn't want anyone to get hurt, but I really wanted to see this dude blast an inanimate object with one of those molotov cocktails. Sounds like something a young ChesterMarcol would have done. Just some fun, good ole fashioned, folksy vandalism.



Hot take, but that would have been AWESOME. And while we're at it, this dude missed the note that every day is chest day, bro.

* Happy Shauvot to all who celebrate.

* I don't like sharing my insider trading stock tips, but I went ALL IN on Josten's stock 2 weeks ago. Diamond hands. To the MF'ing moon. Bout ready to retire, tbh.

* My dog, she kicked it.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

 

[Anon1700452283]

Add offensive timeouts to the list as to why college baseball is whack.

 

[Anon1640710541]

Add offensive timeouts to the list as to why college baseball is whack.

Good call. Had no idea that was a thing. Just thought it was an impromptu Pride Month celebration or something, because that's gay AF.

 

[pretzel__logic]

- Mario Kart on N64, Guitar Hero III on Playstation II, and Need for Speed...II? Idk, it was old when I played it, but it ruled and I kicked *** at it. I wrecked everyone on GHIII because I may have spent most of a winter break playing it one year. Still miss that game tbh. Makes me want to fire up "Cult of Personality" and "One."

- Felt "your a idiot" in my soul last week taking the baby on vacation. Vacation, my ***. I am more exhausted than when we left. He loved the tide pools and the breeze on the beach, but damn. I don't think I want to take a trip with him again til he's about 7. So much stuff. Still not enough somehow. I had to stop myself from grabbing a Monster from the fridge when I still have 3/4 of a cold brew on my desk today. Maybe I should just take up meth??

- Between handling the baby and my complete lack of melanin, I got zero sun in a week at Isle of Palms. The sun probably gets nervous when I walk outside because I just reflect all the UV back to the sky. Slapped on fake tan when we got home. F it.

- American Manhunt: OBL is unreal. It had us on the edge of our seats even knowing the outcome. Phenomenal. I also really appreciate the government types relaxing enough to say "you know what, **** that guy" on camera.

Afterward I read Ali Soufan's book, The Black Banners, and if you want to have your heart in your throat about things that happened 25 years ago, I highly recommend it.

- If my kid is almost seven months old, we're on the clock for how long we can keep playing the explicit versions of hip hop tracks while he's in the car, right? Weezy, Too Short and the Ying Yang Twins kept us alive on the last few hours of the drive home from SC this weekend. Maybe it's time for a good pair of kid headphones.