GYERO

Rocket-Ship-Up

Redshirt
Aug 29, 2025
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Calzada sux so bad omg "y'all" is cooked lol. SEC gonna dunk on you hard this year.

We're taking down these fake *** SEC wannabes. Y'all make Vanderbilt look street tough.
 

entropy13

All-American
Apr 27, 2010
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Last year, we steamrolled Ohio 41-6, the eventual MAC champions who finished 11-3.

This year, we struggled mightily against projected MAC champion Toledo.

Albeit based on only one game, we have arguably regressed. Tired of Porky Stupes and his even dimmer-witted sidekick Shrub Hamdan.
 

CAT Scratch FVR

All-Conference
Sep 4, 2004
5,745
3,078
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Oline looked decent. Protected qb but receivers or qb were wanting. Started to gain momentum running and went away from it
A good running team will destroy us. Zone d killed us on crossing pattern.

3 wins.
 

Hobo Life

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2025
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Pretty cool chat in here so I thought I'd drop in and say hey. I'm a big time Rockets fan and I've been looking forward to this game all off-season. I feel pretty confident that Coach Candle is going to have our guys ready to come out of the gate and firing on all cylinders.

I know it's not like playing an actual respected SEC team, but it'll still be a big win for our group and will set the table for the rest of the season. I just don't think UK will have any answer for what Gleason can do out there, but good luck "y'all" haha.
This didn’t age well.
 
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august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
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This didn’t age well.

I assumed it satire.

This QB we are running out there may prove to be the best option. However, I have got to question just how good is a 7th year college QB that ended up at UK?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Stoops’ biggest failure to move the program along has been his inability to develop any QB’s. You just can’t bring in a new guy every year or two and build anything. He lost his was about 3 years ago, tried being something he isn’t and it backfired. We have absolutely no identity on the offensive side and it’s going be glaring as we move into conference play.
 

JB875

All-Conference
Mar 10, 2004
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Please explain.
Matt Jones took some extreme liberties with a possibly apocryphal (but almost certainly true) story relayed to him by the text machine. Uh, per a friend.

edit: first time using this site since the switch over. Never used this screen name before but apparently registered it half a lifetime ago to my throwaway (ie AOL) email address. I used to be a swimmer, I may have learned how to edit the text on a programmable road sign across the street recently, that is all.
 
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