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TriangleUKCat

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Dec 28, 2014
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Neighborhood bbq yesterday turned into a total shitshow. Some guy made some sort of hooch called Grimace (purple stuff). After initially laughing in a 'wtf why did you make that?' way, a bunch of 30-50 year old dudes reverted straight back to college days. So many pissed off wives. I blacked out and woke up curled around a chair on my deck at 4 AM. Currently want to die and/or take up residence in the NOB assisted living facility.
 

AustinTXCat

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Jan 7, 2003
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Prolly just be me and you bro
If we build it, they will come.

 

BlueVelvetFog

Heisman
Apr 12, 2016
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Happy celebrating the US sliding outta Britains *** then telling King George to get pumped.

Murica, ****.
:pimp:
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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[laughing] @ Triangle getting his purple drank on.

[laughing][laughing] @ funkycat thinking that kinda purple drank fits into his girly drink narrative.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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America's team my ***. Damn Yankees lose to a bunch of canucks playing America's favorite pastime (which is a joke in and of itself) on the freaking 4th of July.

Way to represent your country, jackasses.

:baseball::baseball::baseball::baseball:
 

Wall2Boogie

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Jan 28, 2010
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Happy Independence Day NOB
Speaking of Independence Day, I currently just lost 15 mins of randly watching Independence Day two. Talk about an awful movie. They bring back a lot of the cast. Somehow vivica fox has gone from stripper to doctor. Bill Pullman is trying way too hard in it. Gold bloom i think is the only one that could possibly save what I've seen, unless randy quaid somehow is still alive. Apparently, he's gone crazy lately, and has actually done a home porn movie.
 
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funKYcat75

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Speaking of Independence Day, I currently just lost 15 mins of randly watching Independence Day two. Talk about an awful movie. They bring back a lot of the cast. Somehow vivica fox has gone from stripper to doctor. Bill Pullman is trying way too hard in it. Gold bloom i think is the only one that could possibly save what I've seen, unless randy quaid somehow is still alive. Apparently, he's gone crazy lately, and has actually done a home porn movie.
Don't do it. It gets so much worse. I rarely complain about movies, but it was terrible. Not even fun.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Jan 28, 2010
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Don't do it. It gets so much worse. I rarely complain about movies, but it was terrible. Not even fun.
Thanks for the warning after I saw bill paxston lock himself in the chamber to get answeres like the crazy dr did from the first one, that was too much for me, I guess they wanted to give that guy another role in a movie cause he ain't been in **** since the first one in he's been in since he 1996. It has been a mass trainwreck, . Since I watched the first ten, minutess. One oftje worst I've witnessed in a long time.
 

Kaizer Sosay

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Nov 29, 2007
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Well, just as I suspected...Clubber Lang just got his *** kicked yet again. Next up? Ivan Drago and the entire effing Soviet Union.

Sundance channel, beyonces.

If I can change...and yous can change...everbody can change!!!
 

-Mav-

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Neighborhood bbq yesterday turned into a total shitshow. Some guy made some sort of hooch called Grimace (purple stuff). After initially laughing in a 'wtf why did you make that?' way, a bunch of 30-50 year old dudes reverted straight back to college days. So many pissed off wives. I blacked out and woke up curled around a chair on my deck at 4 AM. Currently want to die and/or take up residence in the NOB assisted living facility.
[laughing] Grimace is a helluva drug

 

UKGrad93

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Jun 20, 2007
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Speaking of Independence Day, I currently just lost 15 mins of randly watching Independence Day two. Talk about an awful movie. They bring back a lot of the cast. Somehow vivica fox has gone from stripper to doctor. Bill Pullman is trying way too hard in it. Gold bloom i think is the only one that could possibly save what I've seen, unless randy quaid somehow is still alive. Apparently, he's gone crazy lately, and has actually done a home porn movie.
I had no idea that there was a sequel. I'm not even sure if I watched the first one.
 

BlueVelvetFog

Heisman
Apr 12, 2016
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:popcorn::popcorn:
Neighborhood bbq yesterday turned into a total shitshow. Some guy made some sort of hooch called Grimace (purple stuff). After initially laughing in a 'wtf why did you make that?' way, a bunch of 30-50 year old dudes reverted straight back to college days. So many pissed off wives. I blacked out and woke up curled around a chair on my deck at 4 AM. Currently want to die and/or take up residence in the NOB assisted living facility.
Don't know what you call it where you're from--but where I'm from we call it LIVIN', Brucie!!!

[banana][banana]:cool2:[cheers]:cool2::americanflag::100points::100points::zzz:
 

BlueVelvetFog

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Apr 12, 2016
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Golf. I've played it, but don't get it. It's expensive as ****, it's boring AF to watch, it's frustrating to play--and it's expensive as ****. I could be a damn bajillionaire--and would give two ***** about hitting an effing ball down a fairway. An excuse to drink? Sure I'll sit in the cart and drink--otherwise get effed with a niblick, douchebags
 
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