Nice knowing you, buddy.The wife already knows, which is a conversation for an entirely different post.![]()
Yeah, you read that correctly. In 30 years of teaching undergraduates, I’ve seen a lot of, ahem, cleavage. I usually ignore it - or pull a Jerry Seinfeld - but I’m having a difficult time this semester with one particular student who sits right in front of me when I’m talking to the class and apparently has no qualms displaying her physical attributes.
Today, as I was handing out an assignment, I happened to look at her and noticed not just her cleavage, but also that her nipples were protruding through her top. As soon as I saw that, I immediately looked away since I’m like 40 years older than them and not a perv.
Confounding my dilemma is the fact that she’s very attractive (you can throw a flag, but it ain’t gonna’ happen) and an outstanding student who asks a lot of really good questions, so I HAVE to look at her.
After class, as I was walking back to my office, I thought…why not ask the AKB for guidance and advice on how to deal with this “problem” since, let’s face it, what else is there to discuss right now?
So, anyway, what do all ya’ll got for me?
Sorry if I was unclear, Jim, but all is good. Very goodNice knowing you, buddy.
I actually hesitated before posting but figured we’re all adults, and I sincerely am interested to see if anyone has any constructive suggestions. I guess the advice so far is don’t look and don’t say anything, which is what I was going to do anyway.In all candor, the possibilities for the FO part of FAFO alarm me. I would ask Tom to nuke this thread. (I myself have crossed a line once or twice and felt it necessary to ask Tom to step in.)
****, I should have known. I’ll tell her to select different clothes tonight.View attachment 1169364
This is pretty close to the “problem” I’m dealing with (note that she’s never worn a shirt this short, but it IS January, so…)
Nope, fail her, then figure it out next semester when she’s back.I’d tell her she is getting an A and don’t attend. Class anymore. That or promote her to the next class ex 201 goes to 301 and let them deal w it
Can you please provide more examples? I am still not clear about what you mean.View attachment 1169364
This is pretty close to the “problem” I’m dealing with (note that she’s never worn a shirt this short, but it IS January, so…)
Yankees stats1. Think of naked grandma.
2. Think of baseball.
3. Think of naked grandma playing baseball.
What classTuesday and Thursday from 11:00 to 12:15
That would be one hell of a distraction.View attachment 1169364
This is pretty close to the “problem” I’m dealing with (note that she’s never worn a shirt this short, but it IS January, so…)
And this Ladies and Gentlemen is your Portland Cement "Crack of the Week"Hey, Bob, finish up, Uncle Roy and I are waiting to use the room.
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This is pretty close to the “problem” I’m dealing with (note that she’s never worn a shirt this short, but it IS January, so…)
I am 100% confident that she is not dressing like that for any reason other than that’s how she dresses. In fact, there’s really nothing wrong with it. I’m really only concerned about what might happen if I “accidentally” look at the wrong time, which I believe I have the ability to not do.I am also a retired professor of nearly 30 years, and this particular 'issue' came up a couple of times for me as well. Despite all of the mid/late life fantasies one can dream up, this usually involved students who, I'm convinced, were simply dressing the way they dress. I did discuss the phenomenon with the wifely unit and she laughed at me, "Of course she's aware of what she's doing!" I remain unconvinced.
There was one student that REALLY stands out in this regard. A very good student like the OP stated and beautiful. Her behavior of choice was more along the lines of a Sharon Stone sort of move several times during class. She almost always wore very short skirts to class.
She received the highest possible grade.
i would, but I felt a little weird even posting that!Can you please provide more examples? I am still not clear about what you mean.
I can say with 100% certainty that this “problem” does exist at Duke.
Sorry, no can do. Besides, I’m sure wherever he is, he has his own “problems.”What class
My sons a Frosh - I’ll have him transfer in
One day at a time there Mr. lucky. The semester will be over before you know it. You got this.Yeah, you read that correctly. In 30 years of teaching undergraduates, I’ve seen a lot of, ahem, cleavage. I usually ignore it - or pull a Jerry Seinfeld - but I’m having a difficult time this semester with one particular student who sits right in front of me when I’m talking to the class and apparently has no qualms displaying her physical attributes.
Today, as I was handing out an assignment, I happened to look at her and noticed not just her cleavage, but also that her nipples were protruding through her top. As soon as I saw that, I immediately looked away since I’m like 40 years older than them and not a perv.
Confounding my dilemma is the fact that she’s very attractive (you can throw a flag, but it ain’t gonna’ happen) and an outstanding student who asks a lot of really good questions, so I HAVE to look at her.
After class, as I was walking back to my office, I thought…why not ask the AKB for guidance and advice on how to deal with this “problem” since, let’s face it, what else is there to discuss right now?
So, anyway, what do all ya’ll got for me?
It is! That’s why I’m here replying to people at 8 o’clock on a Thursday night.That would be one hell of a distraction.
I guess I’ll just have to power through somehow. Thanks for the encouragement, Tgar.One day at a time there Mr. lucky. The semester will be over before you know it. You got this.
Wow. Your spelling stinks.Flunk her.
There’s your’ crack of the week’!Wow. Your spelling stinks.
You're egging us on, man. Please . . . more.Like I said in my original post, you can throw the flag cause there ain’t no pictures coming. I will, however, see if I can find an image of someone who resembles her. If I do, I’ll post it.
That may be a good thing. Your eyes will lock. She'll give you a slip of paper after class with her cell phone number on it. You'll meet. You won't be able to get it up. She'll sit in back of the class forever more. Case closed, semester over. Back to porn.That’s what I have been doing and what I am going to do. But it’s distracting and I have this fear that she’ll look at me at exactly the wrong moment, if you know what I mean.
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This is pretty close to the “problem” I’m dealing with (note that she’s never worn a shirt this short, but it IS January, so…)