Currently, Penn State looks like a guy who is a 6, at best ... who is somehow married to a pretty good-looking, smart woman with some flaws. Meanwhile, he's constantly telling his buddies he deserves a 10. He points to the chick he dated back in high school, who was a smoke show.
So, he divorces this woman, she quickly gets remarried to a decent guy, and we're at the bar every night trying to pick up women, and they're all shooting us down ... even the ugly and/or dumb ones want nothing to do with us. We're scrambling at last call every night, and they're all using our creepy attempts to pick them up to be saved by another guy swooping in to save them.
Congrats, guys ... you deserve better this.