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DAWG61

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What national commercials do you despise the most? The ones you might cuss out load at or force you to change the channel or just piss you off? I have 4 right now.
1. All Geico commercials. When this company first started using the Caveman commercials they were funny. Now it's been many years since they produced a funny commercial.
2. Life Alert with the old lady that falls in the shower and starts screaming for help. This is an immediate channel flip for me.
3. The Puff Daddy/Ciroq Vodka commercial with the Frank Sinatra song "Luck be a Lady". Puff Daddy should never ever use Frank's music to sell his ****** vodka. He is no Frank Sinatra.
4. The "Roll Tide" commercial on ESPN. "Roll Tide Y'all".

this might be an entertaining thread or just stupid.
 
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EggBowl99

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These "Every kiss begins with Kay" and Jared jewelry commercials especially during the holidays. Hate hate hate that corny crap.
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

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Any local car dealer commercial, reeeeeegardless of which city in which state you live in. Why do they think they have to be so 17in stupid?
 
SwampDawg

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Stupid and LOUD. It's like they think if they are really loud we are more likely to run out and buy one of their cars. Thank God for the mute button - much more important than the wheel.
 
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GratefulDawg.sixpack

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The Lexus Christmas gift commercials. Thanks ********, for making me feel like a schmuck every year because I'm not giving my woman a luxury car for Christmas.
 
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MaronMatters

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Those Kit-Kat commercials with the snapping, crunching, chewing sounds make me want to dig my ear canals out.
 
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OrrDawg

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That nasally William Devane selling gold. "Hi, I'm William Devane...." Sounds like an Alabama fan with his face stuck in somebody's buttcrack.
 
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dawgman42

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The Microsoft Surface commercial with the creepy, krunk schoolgirls.
Any jewelry or luxury car commercial for at least the next 24 days.
 
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I thought you were going to post the other AT&T commercial with the annying disco dancing little big screen describing in a tree house booger picker. I just commented to my wife a couple nights ago how much I dislike that commercial.
 
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dawgman42

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Yep. Add that to my list, too. It's a "mute" candidate every time on my TV.
 
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cowbell88

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The Sonic guys/idiots. Can't believe nobody else had named it yet. Surely it's not just me.
 
Shmuley

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It's not just you. It's on my list but not at the Napa know how level of ***. Sonic ***** are right there with that faggish V-8 test subject guy who needs his *** kicked.
 
aTotal360

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Anything featuring Starkville's biggest dooshbag, George Sherman. The ****** jingle makes it even worse.
 
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Hell yes, that counts. I see it all the time in my area too. Hate it. Another one in my area is a guy advertising campers and RV's. The Camper King guy. Comes on with a high pitch voice dressed like a King. I wouldn't buy an ounce of gold from these people even if was selling for $1.
 
Chesusdog

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Can't believe you left this one off.

N,n,n,n, Napa Know how!

Maybe it's just the hatred of country music that runs so deeply in me but I cannot find the mute button fast enough when that one comes on.
 
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tenureplan

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Cam Newton's play60 commercial

he probably didn't even give the kids autographs afterwards
 
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DAWG61

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The LeBron phone commercial that follows him from eating cereal with his kids to getting a shave/haircut at the barber shop.
 
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Palos verdes

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Too many bad ones to possibly list! The latest Progressive commercial, with Flo (camera shy), is a strong candidate. It seems they finally ran out of soap with her skits. But there is one commercial that has been absolutely, incessantly worn out to the point that I gave up on changing the channel, "Cook's Pest Control". Only played on CSS, they have been running this thing, with the screaming kid, for about 2 to 3 years now. It seems to increase in frequency.

Some of the worst actual ads that I recall seeing are the Richard Schwartz-clients immulating the sounds of accidents in the commercial. That **** goes beyond wickedness, it's television tyranny!
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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In Huntsville, it's Charles Pittman. He's the frat boy equivalent of Richard Schwarz and his commercials are awful.
 
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Harry Doyle

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The #1 on my list right now is the AT&T "Hello" commercial with the highschool football player, but it still has a way to go to match the level of last football season's Pitbull "Lets have a real good time" Pepsi commercial.
 
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mayhemdawg62

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Those Joe Usry Car Commercials are awful...

For those that live in the Jackson Metro area, the WAPT 16 Sports commericals with the 2 sports guys with the different coaches from Brandon, Pearl, and Madison Central were by far the worse I've ever seen.
 
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JackShephard

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Along the same vein, those stupid *** open heart commercials with dr Quinn. "Look mommy, it's just like yours!" Stfu you little bastard! He's not your real dad! Jk, but that ***** annoying.
 
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AzzurriDawg4

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Basically ALL the commercials on ESPN radio

Especially the Dish Hopper/Hot Dog commercial and the Fanduel Fantasy Challenge commercials with the overly excited guy who gets a Holy Sh*t bleeped out.
 
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Wizard.sixpack

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Its not national and they are both on the radio but Black Prairie Tractor.....and Waltmons Frame and Body - Get Sccchhhhmmarrt!!... INSTANT channel changers for me...
 
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