Surely y'all can do better than this. This is pitiful. What the 17 happened to the 6-pack I used to know?
JJ, give bucky a blowjob? Fine. Bold statement given that two weeks ago many of y'all would've given the hunchback a lot more than that, without lube, no limitations.
LD, to an outsider, the space ship concept seems and in fact is insane. Also to an outsider, in a microcosm parallel, the concept your team had a prayer of beating Alabama is also insane.
TUS, bringing up stereotypes. Smooth. That one's NEVER been done before. No, seriously.
Sloan was before my time, but regarding shirts, don't throw stones when you live in
glass houses. For the record, I abhorred the TSWRA chant, and was fully in favor of Jones banning From Dixie with Love to end it.
Not sure I'd compare "LSU is our real rival" to "I believe 8-0" though, as there's a lot of history between the two teams, and even recently we usually have something on the line when we play them. Shot at the SEC title game in 2003, playing for bowl position in 2008 and 2009 (even sweeter because they were a Top 10 team), a shot at breaking even and going to a bowl in 2010 (took them to the wire). There's a reason that during the national anthem, our fans yell "Go to hell LSU!" during the pause right before "home of the brave."
That said, MSU is certainly a rival. As for Spurlock, yeah, I didn't buy that **** either and knew '04 was going to be a bad season the moment that midget's second pass was knocked down by a Memphis player.
WTD, three years of denial and frustration? What the 17 am I in denial over or frustrated by in saying Heaven's Gate was full of believers too? 2009 was actually the "10-1 and Sugar Bowl" thing, though I didn't believe that myself. Sure was nice being ranked No. 4 for a while though. Get ranked in the top 5 (as opposed to earning a 7-0 record against mediocre teams) then we'll talk about ridiculous expectations flapjack.
When he came to Ole Miss, the line about Nutt was accurate. He had, what, a 9-game winning streak over MSU. Hindsight proves it was just his fortune to coach against Sherrill and Croom, and misfortune of facing a new coach who bases your entire season and program around us, with constant references to "The school up north" (well, technically northwest, unless the Tupelo campus is fielding a football team), and
desperately trying to make it into a rivalry.
Want more proof? Click
here,
here,
here and
here.
As for "
(insert name here) for heisman!" I submit Banks' Heisman commercial about a week before Bama torched him: