Sitting out this football season until I am paid to attend

Klovis

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free beer lol GIF by Action Point
 
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Free beer? We don't have those kind of resources. You'll need to take your talents to the fan portal, if you want just compensation.
 
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DerHntr

All-Conference
Sep 18, 2007
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I cruised around in the fan transfer portal momentarily, but the first team that reached out wanted to pay me in cold chicken tenders, beer showers, pink ascots, and some cheap designer jeans called Yancy’s Fancy’s. I’ve decided to hold out for better benefits in Starkville.
 

Ranchdawg

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Dec 13, 2012
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Let's contact the Bulldog Club and start negotiations for our contracts. We need a good agent and some counter offers from other teams to strengthen our bargaining position. I'm excited to move from amateur fan to professional fan!
 

onewoof

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Mar 4, 2008
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Let's contact the Bulldog Club and start negotiations for our contracts. We need a good agent and some counter offers from other teams to strengthen our bargaining position. I'm excited to move from amateur fan to professional fan!
Happy to have you at the table of negotiations. We will earn our fair share of the revenue share
 

NukeDogg

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Mar 15, 2022
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Let's contact the Bulldog Club and start negotiations for our contracts. We need a good agent and some counter offers from other teams to strengthen our bargaining position. I'm excited to move from amateur fan to professional fan!
not to hijack the thread, but I have always wondered who these guys are at NFL games that are "professional fans". I'm thinking of Fireman Ed/Fred for the Jets....the whistle helmet guy at all the Saints games...the guys that face paint and wear the spiked shoulder pads at Raider games. Who are these people, what are their day jobs, how much $ are they pumping into this, etc.

I could be that guy, for the right price...
 
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HumpDawgy

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Apr 6, 2010
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If players are allowed to quit on the team, then I guess it is OK for us too.