The Masters invited the wrong Slim Shady...

Maroon Eagle

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Well, okay, Scott Stallings, but still.



You know the worker shortage is really bad if The Masters does this. **
 
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Maroon Eagle

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I know I could never do this and take away the opportunity from the other guy, but what a story that would be if he showed up and just played to like a 100 or 110 each day and missed the cut.
I'm thinking the same thing! :D
 
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I once visited Denver for work and stayed at a very nice hotel. They confused me with a very powerful political figure because our names are similar. This person was in town as well. When I entered my room, I was greeted with a nice card addressed to that person along with a large tray of fine cheeses and a very expensive bottle of wine. They were delicious.
 

jethreauxdawg

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I once visited Denver for work and stayed at a very nice hotel. They confused me with a very powerful political figure because our names are similar. This person was in town as well. When I entered my room, I was greeted with a nice card addressed to that person along with a large tray of fine cheeses and a very expensive bottle of wine. They were delicious.
Bigger and uglier? No way
 

Xenomorph

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August National should do the guy a solid and at a minimum comp him a couple of passes or even invite him and a couple of buddies to play the course after The Masters.
 

Dawgzilla2

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I don't know the rules on getting in practice rounds before the tournament, but the real Scott Stallings should bring his namesake along for 1 if its allowed.
 

She Mate Me

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August National should do the guy a solid and at a minimum comp him a couple of passes or even invite him and a couple of buddies to play the course after The Masters.

I'm betting they don't do ****, other than fire two or three people vaguely associated with the 17 up.