Why are ya'll so jealous of Derek?

[STARKDAWG]

[No message]

 

[willi13]

does he drive a $78,000 car?

 

[olemissbydamn]

Leighann may go down as the first poster in the history of the sixpack to make "sixpack remembers" with the first post.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Does this mean we "partied" with Chris McNeil?

 

[KurtRambis4]

hey guys, dont hate tha playa hate tha game...word to ya mothaz

 

[cowbell9]

I wouldnt walk up to you in fear of being bitten . a life? Please you are a passed around college slut. I used to leave bitches like you on the side of the road and make them cry.

Furthermore, I know the owner of Ricks and will alert him of the Dewerks strippers working his club.

 

[olemissbydamn]

We've had enough fun with this topic.

Leighanne, we are just trying to help you and your friend. Let's look at the career of another "pretty fly white guy". Do you want him to end up like this?

 

[leighanne]

Well arent you cool.. You know the owner of Ricks. Well I guess Im twice as cool because Im really good friends with them and everyone that works there... So what does that make me??

 

[Henry Kissinger]

"suK iT, DooShe bAgz" is taking him a lot longer to type than I would have guessed. Trouble with the shift key?

 

[CdawgNHouston]

Quote:_________________________________________________So what does that make me??_________________________________________________

easy there. That's a loaded question.

 

[KurtRambis4]

in either of y'alls cases, i dont know if i would admit to knowing the owner of ricks or anyone that works there...that place is f*ing terrible.

 

[leighanne]

oh no.. you really almost hurt my feelings! Yea right. This should be called the losers speak.com. I have really never chatted with so many losers at one time

 

[dawgball]

Quote:_________________________________________________So what does that make me?? _________________________________________________

Maybe a wangsta *****?

 

[leighanne]

I just may have to give.. Ya'll are just way to cool for me

 

[leighanne]

Dereks is logged on now if anyone has any comments to make

 

[mstatefanatic]

sixth grade with that post. Keep up the good work.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

 

[cowbell9]

[No message]

 

[CdawgNHouston]

Quote:_________________________________________________I have really never chatted with so many losers at one time_________________________________________________

So when you slept with teh football team you really didn't chat it up did you?

 

[cowbell9]

Chris Mcneils pud in her mouth.

 

[derekdunn01]

so are all yal **** having fun?? i'd love to talk about me too.. yea i probably screwed your girl, beat up you or your friend, or laughed at you... this is a football forum but, if your on the computer talking about me.... you probably wouldnt know alot about that. it must suck being you!!! you wont even post your real name.. how does insecurity feel? i wouldnt know!

 

[CdawgNHouston]

Are you a Secret Rebel?

 

[Cowpower]

Was I close?

 

[OleMissSnake]

That guy just beat John Edwards for biggest douche bag in the universe

 

[GodSaveTheQueenLATIFAH]

[No message]

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

...parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar...

 

[cowbell9]

continued showing her ***. So, get back to the ninja turtel marathon and save yourself further shame

 

[Cowpower]

Quote:_________________________________________________i'd love to talk about me too_________________________________________________

No ****, Sherlock. That's why we were mercilessly ridiculing your lame ***.

 

[derekdunn01]

how can i be like you guys? no girls, uncomfortable about the way you look with no shirt on, no friends, weak, no clue what to say to a female...help me. it seems your lives are filled with excitement

 

[cowbell9]

derek/leighann...may God help this country. because if this is the future we are FUBAB.

 

[Cowpower]

looks like our pal that came to defend you, then we should be feeling sorry for you.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Noone is this big of a tool.

 

[derekdunn01]

with 6400 post.... you must be a fatass. i bet you have strong hands though, with all the typing u do and wacking off!!! you guys obviously know alot about me... hell i am pretty popular. if you see me out sometime, introduce your self. i'd like to see your pocket protector

 

[scdog.sixpack]

Did you just throw out a third grade argument? This is totally epic.

 

[TomnolenReb]

Do you mind posting nude pictures of yourself to prove you arent a homo in love with the fly white boy? You may want to forward copies to MadDawg and, if you are really hot and have a fine ***, he may make you a feature post. Something like Wednesday's Hump the Gangsta Wanna Be's Chick *** of the Day.....

 

[Cowpower]

The future is still ok. People like me will hire people like Derek to mow my lawn one day.

 

[TomnolenReb]

Does thismean you've "partied" with a member of the Bulldog team? What did you make on your ACT (particularly the English portion)? How much is your car worth?

 

[bonedaddy401]

I know Derek and he really ain't that bad. Derek if you read this, STOP WRITING BACK!

P.S. Check out his facebook quotes and ask him about his modeling trip to "Cali". Sorry man just couldn't help myself.

 

[Cowpower]

don't ask. She's nasty.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

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